Ibnadam

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I think I'm either stupid or out of the loop/not up to date on my memes/trends/stereotypes, what about it being matching jammies makes that scene worse than it already is?
Eh, I think these guys are making a mountain out of a molehill. Even as someone that plays mostly as regular female and have mixed feelings about Liaden x Azzy, this scene is pretty whatever for me. Somehow the valley girl bimbo talk is acceptable in the bronze age setting, but not matching pajamas!

Now actual wtf writing is when you are fucking Hretha and she is talking about your fixation with her boobs. She is annoyed and claims mainlanders must all be waifs. The champ's corresponding internal thought is "She clearly hasn't seen Cait". Well no fucking shit Sherlock, she's godsdamn blind! If you are trying to be funny, you missed the mark. If you can't even keep track of your character's central gimmick *face palm*. And if you feel the need to remind me of Cait's existence when I'm having fun times with someone else, fuck you. Now, that, imo is a properly infuriating sentence. ;)
 

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Now actual wtf writing is when you are fucking Hretha and she is talking about your fixation with her boobs. She is annoyed and claims mainlanders must all be waifs. The champ's corresponding internal thought is "She clearly hasn't seen Cait". Well no fucking shit Sherlock, she's godsdamn blind! If you are trying to be funny, you missed the mark. If you can't even keep track of your character's central gimmick *face palm*.
There's a very easy way that sentence could've been written to make it not screw up too. Replace "seen" with "heard of" and immediately the inconsistency goes away. Bc yeah she hasn't "seen" Cait, she's fucking blind, but she has ears and isn't deaf with it, so hearing about other beings being overtly slutty big-tittied bimbo-bodied bitches (so 90% of Savarra) shouldn't be that hard to do a fixer-upper on. But alas, we know they never fix actual inconsistencies. And if that was a joke, it's a bad one and would be as bad as if the character WAS deaf and they used "heard of" instead to be fucking cheeky.
 

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It's just cringe. Like the type of cringe of seeing people in overly colored fursuits and nuzzling and glooming each other while you're eating alone at a cheap resturant. They continue to be cringe even though it's clear it makes everyone uncomfortable. Talking about Rainbow Fist and Dashing fox's love for each other in silly, childish voices.

Is that oddly specific? Yes it fucking was. All i wanted was to eat some all you can eat chinese food. The world will know pain.
...Damn, man. That's fucked. The sanctity of a Chinese restaurant is something nobody should fuck with.

Went to one of those the other day with some friends and ho-lee shit, best trip I had in ages.

Eh, I think these guys are making a mountain out of a molehill. Even as someone that plays mostly as regular female and have mixed feelings about Liaden x Azzy, this scene is pretty whatever for me. Somehow the valley girl bimbo talk is acceptable in the bronze age setting, but not matching pajamas!
If it wasn't full to the brim with cringe, I wouldn't care. Alas.
 
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Eh, I think these guys are making a mountain out of a molehill. Even as someone that plays mostly as regular female and have mixed feelings about Liaden x Azzy, this scene is pretty whatever for me. Somehow the valley girl bimbo talk is acceptable in the bronze age setting, but not matching pajamas!
It is minor compared to other stuff, even within the context of Liaden x Azzy. But it feels indicative of the type of writing that covers the ship and how the champion is there to make it all come together and exist as a side character to their love story. Skow has made us bimbo Sheldon Cooper. At least that's my problem with it, and the phrasing of jammies is just kinda cringe and makes that context slightly worse.

And to some, the sin of cringe is greater than any other crime.

There's a very easy way that sentence could've been written to make it not screw up too. Replace "seen" with "heard of" and immediately the inconsistency goes away. Bc yeah she hasn't "seen" Cait, she's fucking blind, but she has ears and isn't deaf with it, so hearing about other beings being overtly slutty big-tittied bimbo-bodied bitches (so 90% of Savarra) shouldn't be that hard to do a fixer-upper on. But alas, we know they never fix actual inconsistencies. And if that was a joke, it's a bad one and would be as bad as if the character WAS deaf and they used "heard of" instead to be fucking cheeky.
Probably the first one, an error that will never get fixed, but Savin making an unfunny joke about a blind character he made tracks. You could probably hear almost all the female cast coming from a mile away though, Cait especially.

"Champion, I'm trying to sneak into the orc camp but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards."

"Cait do you copy? Cait? CAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT!"

...Damn, man. That's fucked.
And very specific. Sounds like another Rainfurrest attempt was nearby.

The sanctity of a Chinese restaurant is something nobody should fuck with.

Went to one of those the other day with some friends and ho-lee shit, best trip I had in ages.
You enter the house of my Sweet and Sour Lord and "RawR nuzzles OwO notices ur bulge there what dis?" in front of my congregation? On this holy day? In this house of God!?
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It's just cringe. Like the type of cringe of seeing people in overly colored fursuits and nuzzling and glooming each other while you're eating alone at a cheap resturant. They continue to be cringe even though it's clear it makes everyone uncomfortable. Talking about Rainbow Fist and Dashing fox's love for each other in silly, childish voices.

Is that oddly specific? Yes it fucking was. All i wanted was to eat some all you can eat chinese food. The world will know pain.
Oof, my condolences for having to experience that

Dunno how much you care about things like immersion in writing: consistent character tone, period/location appropriate vocabulary, player choices feeling equal and free from writer bias (*cough* Liaden in swordquest *cough*).

In that scene player voice and the words just feel like ripped out of some netflix show for me.
Oh no no, I understood how the rest of the scene was cringe and bad; I was just curious if there was something about it being matching jammies that turned up to 11 how bad the scene was and I had missed it or something
 
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It's just cringe. Like the type of cringe of seeing people in overly colored fursuits and nuzzling and glooming each other while you're eating alone at a cheap resturant. They continue to be cringe even though it's clear it makes everyone uncomfortable. Talking about Rainbow Fist and Dashing fox's love for each other in silly, childish voices.

Is that oddly specific? Yes it fucking was. All i wanted was to eat some all you can eat chinese food. The world will know pain.
Man that sucks dude, no one should have to be subjected to furries.
 

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"Champion, I'm trying to sneak into the orc camp but I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards."

"Cait do you copy? Cait? CAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIT!"
Cait this is Mallach your main objective is to stay in hawkethorne until you can convert enough of the populace to my worship once we have secured a foothold its time to start tarnishing the reputation of any one in a postion of power start with the ones that have kids first what ever you do don't tell your sister the real reason your there her faith in me isn't strong enough remember Cait your the only one i can trust to do this Mallach out
 

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Cait this is Mallach your main objective is to stay in hawkethorne until you can convert enough of the populace to my worship once we have secured a foothold its time to start tarnishing the reputation of any one in a postion of power start with the ones that have kids first what ever you do don't tell your sister the real reason your there her faith in me isn't strong enough remember Cait your the only one i can trust to do this Mallach out
Bronze Gear Shaved Delta: Cum Eater

Champ: We're approaching Tychris, the land of the Frost Salamanders. They may have all the knowledge we need to-
Cait: Sure, but what does their cum taste like?
Champ: Nareva... Do something, anything.

And so she did! (if the other Cait route ever happens)
 
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Ibnadam

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How to make "girl-boy have dick" to "have vagina"?
You can only do this with Eryka after completing her quest and purifying her corruption. No other dedicking in the game afaik. Ironically this also the only human NPC that can impregnant you as well according to the out of date wiki.

You either need to embrace the 3 foot dong futa in the game or try your best to avoid the sex scenes with them. The devs have already said it's too much work to dedick planned futas and it's way easier to just slap on a dick to regular females.

I only wish it were an option for sub Arona, because I'm evil and want this character to be more than her genitalia and it came from magic anyway.
 
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Ibnadam

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Does Hirrud/Haddi count as dedicking, or we only using that term for futa or cock removal without a gender change?

Shout out to the early game green cat who also hates the grooming cat god and Cait.
I can only speak from my own observations, but these kind of requests are usually about removing futa content and not typically about genderbending all male companions or making cuntboys. Brint and Berwynn identify as male and can be made female as well, but that's just removing males from the game as an example.

Edit: Maybe KSEN2006 can phrase his question more clearly. Some guys can be become girls, but not many futa can become vag only. The earliest ones are Brint the minotaur companion and Eryka a minor NPC, explained above. For Brint, explore Harvest Valley and hug the eastern side of the map. Before the Mare village there is a branch you must follow to find a tile you can investigate. Have Brint equip the armor and wait a few days without talking to Brother Sanders if you want him to become female. Berwynn a former companion, now weird tavern hang-about, can be changed after the events of ACT 1 and doing his quest.

Anyone else, you'll have to be specific about. Because, idk.
 
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I can only speak from my own observations, but these kind of requests are usually about removing futa content and not typically about genderbending all male companions or making cuntboys. Brint and Berwynn identify as male and can be made female as well, but that's just removing males from the game as an example.

Edit: Maybe KSEN2006 can phrase his question more clearly. Some guys can be become girls, but not many futa can become vag only. The earliest ones are Brint the minotaur companion and Eryka a minor NPC, explained above. For Brint, explore Harvest Valley and hug the eastern side of the map. Before the Mare village there is a branch you must follow to find a tile you can investigate. Have Brint equip the armor and wait a few days without talking to Brother Sanders if you want him to become female. Berwynn a former companion, now weird tavern hang-about, can be changed after the events of ACT 1 and doing his quest.

Anyone else, you'll have to be specific about. Because, idk.
There's also the demon couple from the Khorminos mines that you can transfer to Wayfort. You dominate them enough times or what have you and you'll be able to dedick both.
 
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I really hope the next update is the main story update we've been waiting for. It's also supposed to include Kas once again, but knowing CoC2 i'm getting my hopes up
Given their track record, and how it was supposed to be out last year but we naysayers were proven right, it won't be out soon this year either. Kas will remain in purgatory a little longer. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get extra Tollus next update to compensate.

It's been a year already and I gotta ask
Is CoC2 good again?
It's been like 5 or 6 days and so far nothing is good, least of all CoC2. Wait like two more days and I'm sure the game will be better though.

I hope the next story quest comes out soon just to spite my prediction. The opposite of Nostradamus.

Wonder why Tobs never added a green hat armor item to Kohaku's store as a joke? Or is the green hat thing China and not Japan? I dunno I don't feel like looking.
 

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Given their track record, and how it was supposed to be out last year but we naysayers were proven right, it won't be out soon this year either. Kas will remain in purgatory a little longer. Don't worry, I'm sure we'll get extra Tollus next update to compensate.


It's been like 5 or 6 days and so far nothing is good, least of all CoC2. Wait like two more days and I'm sure the game will be better though.

I hope the next story quest comes out soon just to spite my prediction. The opposite of Nostradamus.

Wonder why Tobs never added a green hat armor item to Kohaku's store as a joke? Or is the green hat thing China and not Japan? I dunno I don't feel like looking.
Let's consult them bones
*shaka shaka sha! throws*
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.......................they said it's gonna be mid........


Don't lose hope, they have to add more Kass at some point, they must
 

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I just learned about the and it reminds me of TOBS "writing" 90% of the time.
Check youtube for playthroughs and tell me am I the only one with such feeling.
 
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