- Apr 19, 2019
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I love metroidvanias. But this one has two snags that make me have trouble playing it for long.
1: That damn forced masturbation is too freaking LONG. I was just running through the plant area that makes your boobs grow...and the lust bar fill until they shrink. Was up on a ledge out of reach of the monsters when it hit max, causing me to have enough time to go down my hallway, through the living room, to the kitchen to fill up a glass of water, and still get back in time for the damn thing to end. That's way too long.
2: Why does everything take so many hits to kill? I can't remember EVER playing a metroidvania where even the weakest enemies were bullet sponges the way this game makes them. Its ridiculous to have the little fliers that should only take 1-2 hits take 4-5. Especially with how they stay the same distance no matter what movement you make, making the diagonal fire worthless against them as well as nearly eveything else.
Not a bad game overall, but those two glaring issues make it completely un-fun for me. Wehn the mooks with guns take a full repeat of stand-shoot-duck-shoot-stand-shoot to kill, it drains any enjoyment I might have gotten from the game.
1: That damn forced masturbation is too freaking LONG. I was just running through the plant area that makes your boobs grow...and the lust bar fill until they shrink. Was up on a ledge out of reach of the monsters when it hit max, causing me to have enough time to go down my hallway, through the living room, to the kitchen to fill up a glass of water, and still get back in time for the damn thing to end. That's way too long.
2: Why does everything take so many hits to kill? I can't remember EVER playing a metroidvania where even the weakest enemies were bullet sponges the way this game makes them. Its ridiculous to have the little fliers that should only take 1-2 hits take 4-5. Especially with how they stay the same distance no matter what movement you make, making the diagonal fire worthless against them as well as nearly eveything else.
Not a bad game overall, but those two glaring issues make it completely un-fun for me. Wehn the mooks with guns take a full repeat of stand-shoot-duck-shoot-stand-shoot to kill, it drains any enjoyment I might have gotten from the game.