I'm brand new to this topic and have only played a fresh build. I haven't read much of the thread, only read three pages from the end, so I'm not really aware of the drama. But I will describe my impressions of the game, to be honest this game is a completely new experience for me, since I have not played in a very long time. Don't ask why.
What I liked was the atmosphere of the game, it was like I was in a fun sitcom from the 80's. The music in the background during the day in the city is so cool that when I found the run button and jump started to move only just like that on city, it was fun. I like the plot, too. I find the porn scenes here a bit peculiar in terms of art and not particularly varied in terms of positions - blowjobs can be done in different poses. The first major obstacle for me was school, I complete history class easily as I quickly found the library, but then the computer lab started and I saw puzzles. I cried like a battered prostitute. I hate puzzles. Maybe I'm just too dumb for them, but I get the reference, I've had puzzles like that on floppy disks in the past. And you know what I did after working three puzzles for an hour? I just started skipping this class, and it's a good thing the developer made it a side lesson, because I was afraid it would affect the main story a lot. Fuck that teacher, anyway, the quest with the coach is not finished yet.
I was wandering around town and found some bike and then the nightmare happened. I saw that I had to ride it and get in newspapers in mailboxes, I said to myself well - it's fun, but it turned out that you have to be very accurate because of the small hitbox, and I also did not hit them because the fences were stone, trying to pick up a coin I could not do it because I passed literally a millimeter of gold, plus interesting perspective in which was made gameplay was ruined by these circumstances. I would suggest widening the hitbox area to solve this problem.
In the end, after riding for 20 minutes, I managed to collect 200 bucks. I decided to get a job so I wouldn't waste my time skipping school. Here came the third catastrophe. There were crates. They had to be moved. But it wasn't a catastrophe. The catastrophe was close by. There was a wrench on the crates outside the job. I started jumping near it in all sorts of ways and realized that the jump was too short even if I speed out. Then I remembered that the developer had made it so that I could move the little crates. I found this out when I helped get pot for a buddy mom, for which she insulted me by giving me a sniff of her pussy. Imagine, you're in danger of being arrested for pot - and you get to sniff a woman's genitals as a reward. I found it a good joke and the quest was easy, including the mini game. So, I decided to jump next to another little crate to push it over and it fell at my feet. But it stuck! That's when I got mad - you make a game where small crates move and the jump is short, but the crate sticks? I didn't know yet that these jumps would drive me to my grave.
The next failure for me was the training quest, this tomboy swimmer wasn't initially sexy enough for me to torture me like that. Hitboxes. They're too small. I ran and jumped, but regularly missed trying to collect star checkpoints. The turns in perspective at the end of the lap broke my fate. I only made it through the last lap of hell by drinking a booster. It's a good thing there was one. But I considered it doping - I needed a clean win, so I ran until I learned the course and the moves by heart. And you know what I was rewarded with? An unskilled blow job in the bushes. Now that's what I call the devil's humor.
But the quest with the mice in my nerdfriend basement really got finished me. There's two mice, they're up there, just jump up to them buddy. Crates. They move. Now of course they move and fly out in different directions every time I jump as I climb on top of them. I patiently load over and over again, just because the jump has made the crate fly off, and without it I won't get to the point where I have to jump from. I get to the point and there, of course, is this wonderful crate, it wants to fly too. Now I have to jump into perspective like in Crash Bandicoot. But the jump is short. And the crates fly. The mice squeak. I'm beating myself up with a tattoo on my ass - author of walls of useless text.
But you know what's good? That the developer made it so that the quest with a trip to the village is not run if I do not go into the garage. I didn't. How nice that I didn't - it was my balm for the pain of failing. The whole village story is good. All the quests are simple. I even found the snu-snu meme. And the race with the cops is good too. It was just great. Until I realized that what makes the race more difficult is that gas tanks are getting less and less frequent on the track, and I more often don't make it to the target just because I'm out of gas. What kind of demons are you? Why did you deprive me of my balm? The only thing that comforted me was that young candy. Who for some reason only agrees to anal sex, which is strange because her mother agrees to everything.
I've stopped at this point for now and will only continue to play when I can conquer my flying crate-phobia. So the developer can take his time - I'm in no hurry either.
Thank you all for not reading.