- Oct 29, 2017
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I don't remember my first beer but I remember my first encounter with alcohol. Buddies bachelor party as he and I drank Jim Beam from the bottle having virgin livers.I remember MY first beer.
Shit got weird as we sang Whitney Houston and then as I held his head over a trash can as he puked while passed out so he wouldn't drown.
Next day I had a giant milkshake that healed my tattered remains.
And that kids is how I became a borderline but still mostly functional alcoholic for years. Good times.