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We shoulda create a discord server Just to talk about the pre update feeling and status.
No, no, no, no, no! Why create another place of concentration of such powerful psionic energy?! If we lived in the Warhammer 40k universe, then every time, on the day of the release of the update of this game. In this chat. From the tension caused by the simultaneous pressing of the "F5" key by many people, the Warp boundary would be torn and a new God of Chaos would be born XD
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DECK#1762

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No, no, no, no, no! Why create another place of concentration of such powerful psionic energy?! If we lived in the Warhammer 40k universe, then every time, on the day of the release of the update of this game. In this chat. From the tension caused by the simultaneous pressing of the "F5" key by many people, the Warp boundary would be torn and a new God of Chaos would be born XD
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Damn, you should make a visual novel, you're funny
 

asgardtipar2

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Holy shit, no fucking wonder.
There were moments in game where i thought, this is something out of balkan neighbourhood. The way they speak and behave. Lots of references from European culture. No wonder they added Igor :ROFLMAO:
igor the cock master
 

govnofromass

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Damn why would you say that update is on 28th and w8 till fkin night, some1 said it's gonna drop around noon today, I've canceled meeting with friends so I could enjoy the only adult game I check frequently and STILL my balls are blue and my curiosity on what happens next isn't sated. ARGHHG
 

GetOutOfMyLab

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Damn why would you say that update is on 28th and w8 till fkin night, some1 said it's gonna drop around noon today, I've canceled meeting with friends so I could enjoy the only adult game I check frequently and STILL my balls are blue and my curiosity on what happens next isn't sated. ARGHHG
Did dev tell you that, or some random clown on F95? :KEK:
 

govnofromass

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Did dev tell you that, or some random clown on F95? :KEK:
I saw a post few days or weeks ago that said it'd drop on 28th, I believe it had dev's quote in it, and yesterday some random clown said it'd drop around noon. So it seems like I'm the fool who believed a clown in the end.
But tell me is there any actual info on when it's gonna drop?
 

Walter Victor

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Damn why would you say that update is on 28th and w8 till fkin night, some1 said it's gonna drop around noon today, I've canceled meeting with friends so I could enjoy the only adult game I check frequently and STILL my balls are blue and my curiosity on what happens next isn't sated. ARGHHG
C'mon man! The 28th (at whatever time in whichever time zone) is when the game is supposed to show up on Patreon & SubscribeStar. Did you really think it would appear instantaneously on F95?

Perhaps you might not want to organize your life around a porn game. Your life/your decision, of course.
 

GetOutOfMyLab

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I saw a post few days or weeks ago that said it'd drop on 28th, I believe it had dev's quote in it, and yesterday some random clown said it'd drop around noon. So it seems like I'm the fool who believed a clown in the end.
But tell me is there any actual info on when it's gonna drop?
Don't know if Zetan is clown, but latest devlog does say: "Late and short devlog because we're mad busy wrapping things up. The beta will be out next Sunday, on the 28th. See you then!"
It's still the 28th in dev's time zone. 7:21 PM/19:21 in fact. It will drop for the Elders tier soon enough.
 

govnofromass

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C'mon man! The 28th (at whatever time in whichever time zone) is when the game is supposed to show up on Patreon & SubscribeStar. Did you really think it would appear instantaneously on F95?

Perhaps you might not want to organize your life around a porn game. Your life/your decision, of course.
The last one sounded personal bruh
I can go out any day but new update on this game is a special occasion, so yeah, I'm not a coomer, but Desert Stalker is Desert Stalker
 

Mfka5

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Its gonna drop exactly at 11:59 at this point.
Its almost fkin 4 hours before midnight.
 
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See a weird link ending in .ru posted by an account with a Russian username

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Oh no! My disguise is exposed! I'm going to drink vodka, play the balalaika and dance with my bear!
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If no kidding, you don't have to be so serious, "evil Russian hackers" won't post dangerous links so openly. Seriously, try to check ^__^
 

Walter Victor

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The last one sounded personal bruh
I can go out any day but new update on this game is a special occasion, so yeah, I'm not a coomer, but Desert Stalker is Desert Stalker
I should have worded that a little better, for which I apologize. But I still thinks it's a little weird to cancel events to wait for a porn game to drop onto a pirate site.

If it's really that important to you and you can afford it, you might consider supporting the developer at a high enough level to get it as soon as it appears on one of his sites. That would also allow you to laugh at the people begging for a hero here. Otherwise, I'm afraid you will just have to wait until a hero does show up here.
 
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