Ren'Py Desert Stalker [v0.19.4] [Zetan]

[jesushimself1]

I'm rather sceptical a F95 user has ideal genes to create the ideal offspring.

quick and affected, get him some ice my god

 

[yltohawk]

I'm rather sceptical a F95 user has ideal genes to create the ideal offspring.

I take Umbridge to that statement... Ill have you to know that I am a perfect specimen of the Human condition. Why I am 5'8' 280 pounds and I have a dick that looks like an anorexic earthworm. Tell me what more could a woman want.

 

[muschi26]

I take Umbridge to that statement

Unless you’re talking about the Harry Potter character, the expression is “take umbrage at [something]”.

 

[yltohawk]

Unless you’re talking about the Harry Potter character, the expression is “take umbrage at [something]”.

You say potato I say patato. O great learned one.

 

[kerriwm25]

Unless you’re talking about the Harry Potter character, the expression is “take umbrage at [something]”.

Be scarier if he took Umbridge though ... poor statement.

 

[DogBeersHadOne]

That's the guy btw

Damn I had a witty comeback for this but I had an embed fail

 

[SonofOrion]

How long did you stay? I will say save first and stay everytime until it doesn't let you anymore at least once if you have not.

you can stay 2 times. you have to leave on the third.

 

[ametoq]

one of the top 5 games on this site

 

[Download_Trap]

one of the top 5 games on this site

What are the other 4 in your opinion?

 

[1KinkyKaiser]

you can stay 2 times. you have to leave on the third.

I mean you can stay buuuuutttt lol... I just was wondering if the person I responded to stayed until the game over and got that bit of story

 

[Walter Victor]

I take Umbridge to that statement... Ill have you to know that I am a perfect specimen of the Human condition. Why I am 5'8' 280 pounds and I have a dick that looks like an anorexic earthworm. Tell me what more could a woman want.

Well, are you also balding with a comb-over? That might tip the scales for you.

 

[sauron365]

What are the other 4 in your opinion?

For me - Pale carnations, Our red string, Being a Dik, Long story short.

 

[falomir]

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone like I want to do it with Ain. That alluring voluptuous body. These heavy breasts. Child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. Honestly, it fucking hurts to know that I'll never breed her, never give my genes through her to create ideal offspring.
I would give everything, whatever it is, for the chance to make her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I fucking can't, honestly, it's too much to take. Why Zetan created something so ideal? To fucking tease us? Fucking laugh at our faces?
Honestly guys, I just can't take it anymore. Fuck.

 

[yltohawk]

Well, are you also balding with a comb-over? That might tip the scales for you.

Yah know if I could just get my ear hair to reach.

 

[PHIL101-YYouPPHard]

I feel sorry for the guy, i know what that guy mean cuz i felt the same for a Hentai character, but that was like 15 years ago, Bro should go out talk some girls, or worst case scenario, get some rental pussy

Pretty sure it's a copy-pasta. Rest freely fellow f95ers, he isn't as strange as he looks. Maybe.

 

[FunFuntomes]

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone like I want to do it with Ain. That alluring voluptuous body. These heavy breasts. Child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. Honestly, it fucking hurts to know that I'll never breed her, never give my genes through her to create ideal offspring.
I would give everything, whatever it is, for the chance to make her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I fucking can't, honestly, it's too much to take. Why Zetan created something so ideal? To fucking tease us? Fucking laugh at our faces?
Honestly guys, I just can't take it anymore. Fuck.

you;re not the only one thinking that, only difference is that others can control the urge

 

[jiggledemballz]

So, idk if this is where I should post this since I'm new but I have a concern.



So, everything about the game is good, it's just that, whenever a cutscene plays, my game just crashes and kicks me out entirely. The crashing happened in the first sex scene with the wife. I have tried multiple times to bypass it but it just keeps kicking me out. Idk if it's regarding my storage or the model of my phone because I still have around 10 gb worth of space.



So if any of u know how to fix this and help me continue on with the game, that would be deeply appreciated, thanks in advance, and good day!

 

[DogBeersHadOne]

That just sounds like a technical issue on your end, I think.

 

[kosoyey]

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone like I want to do it with Ain. That alluring voluptuous body. These heavy breasts. Child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. Honestly, it fucking hurts to know that I'll never breed her, never give my genes through her to create ideal offspring.
I would give everything, whatever it is, for the chance to make her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I fucking can't, honestly, it's too much to take. Why Zetan created something so ideal? To fucking tease us? Fucking laugh at our faces?
Honestly guys, I just can't take it anymore. Fuck.

A recent news article reported your identical feeling, but on the girls' side. They complain that between AI generated perfect girls, rendered awesome girls (Ain etc.) and $500k implants Instagram models it's just impossible for the regular girl to compete.

Does not help that you guys in America have a majority of entitled, hideous land-whales who give themselves a 10 and cry murder if you don't share their identical opinion about them.

Last but not least: your situation is very known in the "no-fap" communities.

You have porn-addiction. This sounds quite incospiquous and harmless, until you see the real consequences:

• A massive number of porn-addicts cannot get an erection looking at a real girl any more. They are so accustomed to virtual girls perfection that when they see those average-to-small, flat, saggy breasts, that average face with *ZERO* BJ (much less deepthroat) skill, those "sausage-alike" and non-harmonious legs... they just can't get it up (aka "ED" or Erectile Dysfunction).
• I had myself this issue, to the point that in order to still get aroused I had to resort to VERY nasty real life kinks (most of them could be criminally prosecuted!) with the girls, relatives, their sisters (alone or together in "x-somes").
• You should Google for some of the oldest no-fap groups and follow their instructions to "de-tox".

 

[Hollibolli]

Guys, I'm shaking. I'm fucking shaking.
I never wanted to breed with anyone like I want to do it with Ain. That alluring voluptuous body. These heavy breasts. Child-bearing hips of a literal goddess. Honestly, it fucking hurts to know that I'll never breed her, never give my genes through her to create ideal offspring.
I would give everything, whatever it is, for the chance to make her pregnant. A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I fucking can't, honestly, it's too much to take. Why Zetan created something so ideal? To fucking tease us? Fucking laugh at our faces?
Honestly guys, I just can't take it anymore. Fuck.

If you are serious, you need help man. Like right now.