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Will admit though, of the two women I'm friends with that are married, I've never once checked out their wedding ring. Still have no idea what their ring looks like.I bet she did. And sure as hell got a kick out of watching the other person's reaction.
Still, it's fun imagining the conversation:
Ring, ring ...
Viv's father "Hey hun, what's up?"
Mom "Hey, someone doesn't believe we have an open marriage"
Viv's father "Are they hot?"
Mom "Hell yeah"
Viv's father "Then why are you calling? Get video if you can"
And to be frank, if I caught my significant other with another woman, I'd be pissed they couldn't be open to me about their sexuality, not that they were cheating on me.