I'm gonna blame you when that's the next excuse
The sad thing is you know it's very likely. It'll go something like this...
"After spending countless hours in the rendering mines, and an ungodly amount of time learning the fine intricacies of Blender, I've made the painful decision to re-render all of your favorite ladies in super-high definition. This decision was a difficult one to make, but my aim is to achieve a graphical fidelity (which in my humble opinion) will be unparalleled in adult entertainment. I've hired 4 extra members to help me achieve this goal, and purchased an extra 15 GPU's. For those of you who feel let down by my long development times, I fully understand if you decide to terminate your pledge. This is entirely my fault, and you have my heart-felt thanks for your support. For those of you who stick around, I have some goodies to share with you during the following days. A lonely matriarch perhaps? A troubled youth?
Yours, and only yours...Gumdrop.