RPGM EMP-Go! Ed's Massage Parlor! [v1.61] [baishuizhou]

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Taiga akatora

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Well... okay.
Beware though, I am not going to do it for you guys since I am too lazy to upload the files.
Here is how you can play the game in JoiPlay.
You need PC, RPG Maker MV installed, and ENIGMAUbv Unpacker (latest version). The older one will not work since this game used the latest ENIGMA virtual box!

First take your ENIGMAUbv Unpacker and then open it. Select EMP-Go! Ed's Massage Parlor executeable game file and then proceed to extract.
After extraction, you will now have the game exe and the game file. If this is other RPG Maker MV game, you could have just use this file to play the game in JoiPlay however, since this game like to make our life harder, we now need to go to RPG Maker MV.
create a new game project in RPG Maker MV, close RPG Maker MV.
Open the project file directory, and replace the project resource with all the earlier extracted game file here. Now go back to RPG Maker MV and reopen the project. The project should now display EMP-Go! Ed's Massage Parlor project file.
Now in RPG Maker MV, go to deployment, select for windows(don't select android since that one would require you to build the game into android studio, if you know how to do it though, feel free to do so. About time someone make an android port for this but I am definitely not gonna do it cause again, I am too lazy.) and deploy.
The result of the deployment is the one that you need to use for JoiPlay.
Enjoy.

Oof I can do this but no pc sadge
 

Richex

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Mar 8, 2019
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There is a Joiplay version in this game itch io page, but i cant afford to pay the game right now :/
 

bird_boy24

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Feb 4, 2019
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Is night time in the forest or the second part of the cave extremely dark for others or is it just a bug I'm experiencing somehow?
It's an intended feature. You need to craft an item (available at the shelf at the entrance of the cave to craft it) and use it to light it up for those areas.
 
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KuraTen

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Jan 5, 2022
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Am I doing something wrong, or is this INSANELY grindy? Getting only 2 relationship points per massage makes things take forever and a half.
I think the grind is mostly an issue just because the game isn't really finished and none of the guys are either. Their base functionality is there but based on the files it looks like there's supposed to be some character story progression for every 20 points you get with them. The part-time job guy even has different massage CGs for every 20 as well.
 
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I think the grind is mostly an issue just because the game isn't really finished and none of the guys are either. Their base functionality is there but based on the files it looks like there's supposed to be some character story progression for every 20 points you get with them. The part-time job guy even has different massage CGs for every 20 as well.
Even 20 feels obnoxiously long for such a simple and uninteresting game loop. That's an entire week of just wandering in and out just to see the exact same text and CG as always, and that's assuming you get the great result every time.

And a lot of people aren't even available every day.
 

KuraTen

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Even 20 feels obnoxiously long for such a simple and uninteresting game loop. That's an entire week of just wandering in and out just to see the exact same text and CG as always, and that's assuming you get the great result every time.

And a lot of people aren't even available every day.
No argument there. I've had the "pleasure" of trying to get through all of them to 50/100 and the worst are definitely the two who only show up once a week and the one only available at night because of all the waiting and day-skipping involved. It also makes me wish there was a teleport home option like in Palestra.

It does seem like there's supposed to be a change in their requirements every 20, though. The orange-haired boy does change his daily quest with story progression.
 

RikuAotsuki

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Aug 12, 2020
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I seem to be getting an invisible NPC crashing the game during the early game? They appear on Friday, and apparently make the game consider you booked if you try to invite someone for a massage, but interacting with the invisible NPC causes a "TypeError: cannot read property "5" of undefined" freeze.

I think it's caused by Yanfeng? It's in the spot he stands, and the issue seems to begin the day after the first massage he's given, now that I've gone back a bit to see if doing something different helps.
 

RikuAotsuki

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Aug 12, 2020
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I think it's caused by Yanfeng? It's in the spot he stands, and the issue seems to begin the day after the first massage he's given, now that I've gone back a bit to see if doing something different helps.
An update to this: It's not triggered by Yanfeng; I did the whole quest without interacting with him and that seemed to help, but then the first massage given after the quest triggered the same thing. Restarted the game, and now the same issue is present the day the quest begins without giving any massages aside from the first one with the carpenter.
 
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Man the translation really falls off a cliff after a certain point lol. It's more understandable than machine translation, but I don't understand how else they could screw the names up so much. I think Gad has like 7 different names? I legitimately can't even remember his Dad's name anymore. I really wonder what the horned boy's condition is supposed to be, because "petrochemical disease" does not sound right.

The padding with the main story is insanely egregious, having to wait freaking 21 days in order to do 3 non-events just to unlock another grind. Also this feels less like a porn and more like a drama with sex scenes.
 

Zorrscha

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Man the translation really falls off a cliff after a certain point lol. It's more understandable than machine translation, but I don't understand how else they could screw the names up so much. I think Gad has like 7 different names? I legitimately can't even remember his Dad's name anymore. I really wonder what the horned boy's condition is supposed to be, because "petrochemical disease" does not sound right.

The padding with the main story is insanely egregious, having to wait freaking 21 days in order to do 3 non-events just to unlock another grind. Also this feels less like a porn and more like a drama with sex scenes.
It was auto translated the newest version on Patreon is the official translated version
 

ZelvanInRow

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Man the translation really falls off a cliff after a certain point lol. It's more understandable than machine translation, but I don't understand how else they could screw the names up so much. I think Gad has like 7 different names? I legitimately can't even remember his Dad's name anymore. I really wonder what the horned boy's condition is supposed to be, because "petrochemical disease" does not sound right.

The padding with the main story is insanely egregious, having to wait freaking 21 days in order to do 3 non-events just to unlock another grind. Also this feels less like a porn and more like a drama with sex scenes.
The game translation progress in Patreon go like this:
first half of the month, machine tl release.
last half of the month, manual tl release.

Since the one in here is from the first half of month from january, you can try getting the manual tl from patreon.
 
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That is such a weird way to go about Patreon rewards, what the hell.

Trying to put my own greed aside, isn't it a little silly to specifically release something that makes your own product look worse?
 

KuraTen

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Trying to put my own greed aside, isn't it a little silly to specifically release something that makes your own product look worse?
Adding to this, I want to give a heads up regarding the event between the two guys at the church because it's a game-breaking bug that can lock you out of both of them permanently.

Once the slime CG between them begins and you are told to wait a few days before investigating the church, do not interact with them if you see them there before the timer is up. The event isn't flagged properly so you could accidentally progress the storyline without progressing their mission since they aren't supposed to be there before the days pass. You will be told to go upstairs to investigate what they were doing but they will not spawn there or in their usual spots for daily stuff. The only way to fix this is to reload a save before triggering the event.
 

ZelvanInRow

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That is such a weird way to go about Patreon rewards, what the hell.

Trying to put my own greed aside, isn't it a little silly to specifically release something that makes your own product look worse?
I don't think so. I mean the machine tl is only for those who are impatient to wait for the last half of the month.
It's not like machine tl in 1 month, and manual tl on the next one. All of it was shared in one month just with different period of time since machine tl can be instant while manual tl require work and time to do.
 

ZelvanInRow

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Adding to this, I want to give a heads up regarding the event between the two guys at the church because it's a game-breaking bug that can lock you out of both of them permanently.

Once the slime CG between them begins and you are told to wait a few days before investigating the church, do not interact with them if you see them there before the timer is up. The event isn't flagged properly so you could accidentally progress the storyline without progressing their mission since they aren't supposed to be there before the days pass. You will be told to go upstairs to investigate what they were doing but they will not spawn there or in their usual spots for daily stuff. The only way to fix this is to reload a save before triggering the event.
Well, this is a work-in-progress game after all, so it makes sense to face errors and bugs. We are literally an alpha/beta testers when we are trying work in progress game. Don't expect anything perfect but surely it would be fixed with the next several updates before completion.
 
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