Never in my life have I expected this level of moral and game theory discussion from a futa porn game. I really admire you guys for being literate enough to write these long paragraphs. My brain starts hurting when I read your theories and start remembering random renders like someone riding a motorcycle behind the cab that Ashe and Vanessa take after their date. And it hurts even more when I try to find more meaning to it.
These last 3 comments really got me thinking, does no one suspect Siri anymore? I mean, phone number and addres shamelessly copied from the gym registration form, Siri being helpful with gym activities, talkative and not shy about her body, giving Ashe's phone number to Natasha, hinting that they're at least friendly. My god that motorcycle render that now lives rent-free in my head.
GODDAMMIT!! Siri is totally the type to ride a motorcycle and it would explain how she got to know what happened between Ashe and Vanessa by the pool.
The problem is Delilah... She's been acting way too sus to be an unrelated 3rd party and doesn't seem to be someone who goes to the gym and therefore could meet Siri. (of course could meet somewhere else but well...) However if we combine what I wrote with the theory of Delilah being an aspiring journalist, with a borderline obsessive crush on Ashe and somehow getting a hold of her phone, finding out about the blackmail that way? Seems somehow plaussible if it turns out she has this sort of "knight in shining armor" mentality.
On a side note, the package delivery. Evelynn mentions the woman that delivered it being "average". Siri is buff of course, but not Natasha level huge and Delilah on the other hand is just tiny. Ashe is already "shortie", then that makes Deli and imp basically. Siri could be a candidate, seems average height to me. But then again, how does her job of afternoon shifts at the gym impact the ability of delivering a package and following Ashe and Vanessa around...
Seriously get Matpat here to make sense of this madness in a nice 10 minute video. This is just a Game Theory after all
These last 3 comments really got me thinking, does no one suspect Siri anymore? I mean, phone number and addres shamelessly copied from the gym registration form, Siri being helpful with gym activities, talkative and not shy about her body, giving Ashe's phone number to Natasha, hinting that they're at least friendly. My god that motorcycle render that now lives rent-free in my head.
GODDAMMIT!! Siri is totally the type to ride a motorcycle and it would explain how she got to know what happened between Ashe and Vanessa by the pool.
The problem is Delilah... She's been acting way too sus to be an unrelated 3rd party and doesn't seem to be someone who goes to the gym and therefore could meet Siri. (of course could meet somewhere else but well...) However if we combine what I wrote with the theory of Delilah being an aspiring journalist, with a borderline obsessive crush on Ashe and somehow getting a hold of her phone, finding out about the blackmail that way? Seems somehow plaussible if it turns out she has this sort of "knight in shining armor" mentality.
On a side note, the package delivery. Evelynn mentions the woman that delivered it being "average". Siri is buff of course, but not Natasha level huge and Delilah on the other hand is just tiny. Ashe is already "shortie", then that makes Deli and imp basically. Siri could be a candidate, seems average height to me. But then again, how does her job of afternoon shifts at the gym impact the ability of delivering a package and following Ashe and Vanessa around...
Seriously get Matpat here to make sense of this madness in a nice 10 minute video. This is just a Game Theory after all
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