The question not about whether there will be FuckFest or not. That is a definitive Yes

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The real question is when will Orion get his CROSSBOW Lightsaber?
It could happen as bait to make him switch sides
Main Enemy: join me Orion! And you would have all you have ever wanted!
Mc: i want a Crossbow lightsaber
Enemy: what?
MC: Croooosssbooooww Liiiightsaaaabeeer
Enemy getting angry: I hear that... but i'm offering realms with people to serve you!?
MC: But i want a Crossbow Lightsaber
Enemy: forget about the lightsaber
Mc: Crossbow lightsaber
Enemy said calmly: ENOUGH!!!