I particularly like how Dalia's actress is fourteen years older than Alex's, meanwhile Orion and Nancy are only a year apart.
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Casting in such an adaption is a minor issue. The bigger thing is that it wouldn't be Netflix who made it, but rather Brazzers. I mean, what self-respecting actress would agree to play one eighth of a teenage-porn-brained fantasy harem. Netflix would call the cops on you for even bringing them that idea, unless they died of cringe first.
I absolutely adore the game, but come on. Some things belong to the private sphere.
I absolutely adore the game, but come on. Some things belong to the private sphere.
I laughed my pants off, holy hell this is so stupid
>Millie bobby brown
she's literally a boner killer wtf
sexypeanut
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Casting ideas never go well because no actor would look like the characters
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The casting idea is only silly because of no Nicholas Cage
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Poor Annie, so scared of what Nancy will do to her hair...
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Don't take this the wrong way or anything but.... I would rather slam my dick in a sliding glass door than seen most if not all those "actors" ruin this masterpiece.
Just saying
The kind that would hop on Harvey Weinstein's casting couch to land a part? Let us not pretend that self-respect is a common virtue in Hollywood.
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First, uh no.
Second, hell no.
Third, Emma Watson is 34. She's way too old to play Dalia.
What works as a game, doesn't translate to a movie. The story would be unrecognizable with 90% of it cut. Furthermore the tropes would go away completely. There wouldn't be a harem anymore, because although polyamory and open relationships are things that hollywood would definitely exploit, there's too much about the circumstances that's frankly misogynistic. (That Orion is essentially cheating on all of them at once. That when the inevitable harem is exposed they'll probably all agree to it but it will be limited to the only guy allowed in the polycule is Orion. It's a thouroughly unequal relationship that doesn't work outside of the realm of games like these.)
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The more people say no to the live-action adaptation produced/funded by Netflix, the more I want to see it happen just for the insane trainwreck it'd be come. The shitstorm from the show and social media would make for some good popcorn eating.
Time to find some other VN games on here that would make no sense to make an adaptation but would amuse my lizard scrub brain to imagine if it was done so...Oh I see Summertime Saga listed below *gets on the phone to Netflix*
Time to find some other VN games on here that would make no sense to make an adaptation but would amuse my lizard scrub brain to imagine if it was done so...Oh I see Summertime Saga listed below *gets on the phone to Netflix*
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Maybe just go watch Snakes on a Plane and spare the rest of us?
Saw it. Didn't meet the hypeMaybe just go watch Snakes on a Plane and spare the rest of us?
Also, I never said I would watch a live adaptation of Eternum
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Not that Netflix would pay attention to a "porn game", as they would label Eternum.
Yeah of course not. No streaming service or network would do so now and for a VERY, VERY long time. No money in it and
I was just amusing myself at the thought and having fun.
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Well, i think an anime adaptation could work. Other worlds, sci-fi, harem, and superpowers are pretty common things in fantasy shonen and isekai. Also, we already have a blonde blue-eyed girl and a few tsunderes. There have already been a few anime that have two versions: one with sex scenes and one censored