- Oct 23, 2020
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Doc, I don't ever mention anything about my birthday being in the middle of April or that the third number in the year is a 4. Because if I do. I get shitty gifts from my friends. You know things like new canes, or a new walker, and the really cruel ones get me things like a box of Depends, or stronger reading glasses. The best gift I ever got though was a ticket to the Widows Ball at the nursing home. Some of those gals are HOT!!!