Hmm. I'm not extremely familiar with the Discordians but I will do some research and see if some of it'll fit.
Discordians are followers of Eris and believe in chaos, otherwise known as the sacred chao... Pronounced cow.
It is a religion founded by a bunch of drunk, and or stoned college students.
This is a quote straight from the discordian bible.
. . You Might Be A Discordian (with apologies to Jeff Foxworthy)
•If you've ever cast a sacred oblong, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever drank Irish whiskey and listened to The Doors as part of a religious experience, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever cast the Circle with a fishing rod, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever invoked the quarters Washington, Bicentennial, Canadian and Silver, you might be a Discordian.
•If your chalice is from McDonalds(tm), you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever set up 3 card monty on the side of your tarot booth, you might be a Discordian.
•If your idea of a hex is screaming "Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!", you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever done the "Great Left", you might be a Discordian.
•If your athame is a spork, you might be a Discordian.
•If your coven sword is a light saber, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever invoked a cartoon character, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever wiped your ass with "Principia Discordia", you might be a Discordian.
•If you carry a Pope Card, but not an I. D. , you might be a Discordian.
•If your ritual feast consists of Jolt Cola and Spam, you might be a Discordian.
•If halfway through the five-fold-kiss you stop to zerbert your HPS, you might be a Discordian.
•If your BOS is written on toilet paper, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever begun a rite with "The Circle is open", you might be a Discordian.
•If you drive a F(N)ORD, you might be a Discordian.
•If you have more than 1 can of spam in your cupboard, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever invoked the Goddess with a wolf-whistle, you might be a Discordian.
•If you're afraid that the paranoids are watching you, you might be a Discordian.
•If you've ever taken the question "What's up?" literally, you might be a Discordian.
•If you're reading THE BOOK OF ERIS, you might be a Discordian. (Then again you could just be a little bit weird)
This is a PDF copy of the discordian bible. (King Kong dying for your sins, is a direct quote from the bible.)
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