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HardcoreCuddler

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Still working on it.
Had a promising run last night, got past the usual checksum traps, but the protection threw me a new one. Instead of locking up, it started spitting back decoy data that looked valid until you compared byte-for-byte. Nasty.

The main process is holding steady, but there's some weird timing drift that's making the payload dump inconsistent. I think the system's intentionally jittering the response windows to throw off brute-pattern attempts.

I'm prepping another pass with some heavier metadata manipulation. The trick is keeping the changes subtle enough that the verification doesn't scream, but big enough to slip a valid key into the handshake.

Right now the client's quiet, not failing, not unlocking. Just… sitting there. Which means it's thinking, and I don't like when software thinks.

Give me a few more weeks. If you don't hear from me, assume either (A) it worked, or (B) I bricked my own test rig again.
I genuinely can't fucking tell if you're trolling or if you're cracking denuvo high on coca cola because that's exactly what my cracked developer friends sound like
 
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Still working on it.
Had a promising run last night, got past the usual checksum traps, but the protection threw me a new one. Instead of locking up, it started spitting back decoy data that looked valid until you compared byte-for-byte. Nasty.

The main process is holding steady, but there's some weird timing drift that's making the payload dump inconsistent. I think the system's intentionally jittering the response windows to throw off brute-pattern attempts.

I'm prepping another pass with some heavier metadata manipulation. The trick is keeping the changes subtle enough that the verification doesn't scream, but big enough to slip a valid key into the handshake.

Right now the client's quiet, not failing, not unlocking. Just… sitting there. Which means it's thinking, and I don't like when software thinks.

Give me a few more weeks. If you don't hear from me, assume either (A) it worked, or (B) I bricked my own test rig again.
hey mang, no rush. Can u also crack all futre versons of gayme?. mb even reverse engine it 2 so each people here can have thei'r own cuztomsized verssionsof the geme plox???
lik, aLike,maek me me own cusssstomm srver? aaaaaalsoi wanty u to modefy the battel pazz so it payz me much of la dolla instead of me having to pya for it? kindo like a reverse abusive relationship!
i hop yous can fullfill my dream of evrr owning a crapy of falen dolle'n icant get up.
sincerely: you're number one fan.
PS:Android version plox!!!!!.

I'm just going to state that this is a joke before someone thinks I severe and unhinged have mental problems :BootyTime:



But if they did that, they would stop milking all the desperate lonely gooners that keep pouring money monthly into this scam lol The game is never going to be finished, never is going to be released on Steam (much less now with all the payment processors saying they do not want adult content on their platforms).

I come by once in a long while to check what the actual frustrations towards this dev are at the moment. It nevers disappoints. What a nice little demo 0.49 was, and that is all there is.
Well i think the game's currently on 0.8 ... something?
So eventually its going to reach 1.0 which, by all intents and purposes means that the game's finished.
I think its a little late for the dev to pull a cloud's meadow and add letters and extra digits to the version releases lol.
I don't know what he can possibly do to delay the """""""finished"""""""" release of the game at this point. I'm not defending him tho, he's not my friend. I'm just sayin'.
 

textbook7

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I genuinely can't fucking tell if you're trolling or if you're cracking denuvo high on coca cola because that's exactly what my cracked developer friends sound like
i too am suspicious. but i'm also curious, so i asked robots.
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Based on the language and details in that quote, I’d put the odds heavily toward “trying to sound like an expert” rather than actually being one — though it’s not pure nonsense, and some of the terms are plausibly used in real reverse engineering.
Indicators they might be a doofus emulating expertise
  • Overly cinematic phrasing
    • “Which means it’s thinking, and I don’t like when software thinks” and “If you don’t hear from me…” read more like showboating for an audience than documenting technical progress.
  • Buzzword stacking without context
    • “Checksum traps,” “decoy data,” “payload dump,” “jittering response windows,” “metadata manipulation” — all of these are real words in the field, but they’re strung together in a way that could easily be parroted from reading scene releases or forums.
  • No concrete, actionable detail
    • A genuine update from someone cracking DRM usually includes specific toolchains, offsets, API calls, debugger quirks, or disassembly notes. This person’s “promising run” lacks those.
  • Theatrical time estimates
    • “Give me a few more weeks” without technical rationale is a storytelling beat, not a progress report.
Indicators they could know what they’re talking about
  • The decoy data angle
    • Anti-tamper systems do sometimes return plausible-but-wrong values to frustrate attackers. That’s a real tactic, though Denuvo’s exact implementation is proprietary.
  • Timing drift/jitter
    • Introducing deliberate micro-delays to desync timing analysis is a legitimate protection method. Recognizing that suggests they’ve at least read credible RE discussions.
  • Awareness of verification subtleties
    • The “keeping the changes subtle enough” line hints they understand that DRM often validates entire structures, not just isolated keys.
My read
If this is someone actually working on a Denuvo-protected title, their write-up is massively simplified for a lay audience and padded with theatrical flair — the real technical work would be uglier, dryer, and far more specific. If they’re not legit, they’ve at least absorbed enough authentic RE vocabulary to fake plausible shop talk.

I’d call it ~75% chance they’re posing, ~25% chance they’re genuine but hamming it up.
i agree with its assessment. i think he probably really does work in cybersecurity research or cryptanalysis, but wanted it to be humorously technical and impenetrable to normal people. thus i officially judge his post to be humorous rather than lame. i have spoken
 

.Sirene

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i too am suspicious. but i'm also curious, so i asked robots.

i agree with its assessment. i think he probably really does work in cybersecurity research or cryptanalysis, but wanted it to be humorously technical and impenetrable to normal people. thus i officially judge his post to be humorous rather than lame. i have spoken
Of course you could ask ChatGPT but let's be real here - I've seen English people - who can barely speak a fucking word of English properly in their own native tongue spew out some messiah-level code with little more than a flick of the wrist and 2 hours at a keyboard.

Working in a developmental field, there is no true way to judge someone on their abilities until you have the offspring of said ability in front of you. Only then can you truly see the capability. It reminds me of that time when Colon Musk had people print their code onto fucking A4 paper and he would pretend to read it like he had any clue what any of it meant. Oh, and yes - he made sure word wrap was on so it would completely break any line structure...

Edit - For those interested, it is important to note, cracking Denuvo is not something that's going to be easily done, since it's a layered anti-tamper. It's going to exist in a lot more areas in the files as well as the executable. Empress previously would crack Denuvo anti-tamper, but has been radio silent for a while now - my theory is that Empress dropped off the scene since Denuvo updated their methods of injection, making it a lot harder. Empress backed into the bushes like Homer in that gif, and pretty much stuck to selling AI generated slop on their Telegram channel... In essence, if Purple_Heart is able to crack Denuvo, I'd marry him/her. I'm already married, but, my better half cannot crack Denuvo so...
 
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Red_7285

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is nonadult noncon monstersex avoidable?
Unfortunately, you are forced to watch 3 of those animations every time you log in, which takes around one minute. And then you're required to select which ones the game played on a captcha so you can't just walk away and not look at them. I've tried guessing but after two failed attempts you need to watch them again...

I've already put in 12 support tickets on their discord but that seems to have only made it worse (went from 2 animations to 3 for the captcha).
 
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textbook7

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Unfortunately, you are forced to watch 3 of those animations every time you log in, which takes around one minute. And then you're required to select which ones the game played on a captcha so you can't just walk away and not look at them. I've tried guessing but after two failed attempts you need to watch them again...

I've already put in 12 support tickets on their discord but that seems to have only made it worse (went from 2 animations to 3 for the captcha).
i've never had to do that? i use the client on steam (which i thought was the only one, but i guess maybe there are others) and it just opens like any other executable. i don't recall there being any intro video at all, let alone sex animations
 
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What is the difference between $35, $50, and $90, and is it worth spending the larger amount?
unless youre a clueless whale you only need to spend more than $36 to fully unlock new avatars at around $19 bux a shot

i have no idea how many characters you get with the base $36 ... two maybe
 

Vegetta9801

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someone said,, he will crack this goddamn game
do you seriously believe that..? denuvo is super hard to bypass, to the point new denuvo games cant be cracked, like not even a bit,, that purple heart dude is taking some strong shit or he is just trolling,, he usually likes to troll it seems like, so...
 

Icy Frost

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do you seriously believe that..? denuvo is super hard to bypass, to the point new denuvo games cant be cracked, like not even a bit,, that purple heart dude is taking some strong shit or he is just trolling,, he usually likes to troll it seems like, so...
while the person was joking stop spreading false information. denuvo games can and have been cracked a billion times before.
so please do stop being confidently incorrect
 

Vegetta9801

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while the person was joking stop spreading false information. denuvo games can and have been cracked a billion times before.
so please do stop being confidently incorrect
they have, but its not easy and not anyone can do it. And recent denuvo games dont have crack, so "billion" times is just lies.
 
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