orellion

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I'm particularly fond of the current line which is "Oh... I want to make game A, but everyone seems to want game B..."

Motherfucker... at this point, you just need to make a game... any game. The criticism you get is not because you want to make a different game to the one your supporters want, it's that you haven't produced jack shit in nearly two years.
I do find it indefensable at this point he won't show any screenshots of work. And who are all these mysterious "testers" that have got their hands on the new content but never say a peep on the forum or discord? Crush at one time was a decent person that, unfortunately, has went bad.
 

darkshadow7

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its a come inside in the making where he will milk patreons money just reporting shit and licking lovely victoria's ass
just another game with potential gone missing for over a 2 years now ? fuck
better switch to blue swallow at least with regular updates its good
 

Prawnstar69

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My best hypothesis is the real game is how to farm for fools, but I doubt he's finding them on F95. And a very specific set of fools because they must have a masochistic side, to be smart enough to earn disposable income but dumb enough to pay him 16 months based vague promises of how hot the next release will be without ever actually asking for any proof of work. Anyone know where he's finding them? Curious as to his marketing, which is definitely Crush's forte.

I feel them, because once upon a time, I had hopes of seeing this game reach an ending (albeit a rushed one). The truly frustrating part is that if he instead applied his creative writing to the story, with the same effort he's posting on community and elsewhere, he'd literally have written a novel by now. The only reason not to finish main story first, outside of running a scam, would be he has no real clue how the story continues beyond getting to BKK.

2 more years till FA development reaches 1 decade, let's hope the fools keep funding it till the next reboot is called "Granny Agent" then we can have him develop death path too (the mission is to beat inflation, dice roll for chronic illness, fighting random aches and pain, for virgin run you can unlock nursing home AND customise the diaper, wheelchair and casket) It's gonna be greta and so sexy, to be released in Winter (year TBD).
 
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saucepan35

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So, last last time I checked in on this game was about two years ago. Crush had recently invented the MOAB (the mother of all beat sheets!), which was going to solve all problems going forward. Now I see last release was 2023 still, making it one (possibly two) very minor releases since the last time I gave the game a whirl.

Now, I fully used to think people in this thread were being overly entitled & cynical about something 99% aren't paying a dime for (let's be honest). And while that's still somewhat true, I also have to say the cynics were right lol. Jeez, the idea that someone out there is paying for this month after month.

Now, I am very much of the opinion that anyone putting money into Patreon should realize they are supporting a creator and aren't buying something. But that still means _something_ should get created. The project is borderline parody at this point.
 

Senor Smut

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Sorry, but this developer is a scam artist. They take money from their patrons without delivering anything. If you don't have the capabilities or skills to create a game, you should be honest and transparent about it. If not, you should be permanently banned from F95.
Banning from F95 wouldn't mean anything to him. Neither Crush nor Victoria come here, and in fact they despise F95 and everyone who posts here.
 

Vibesy

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Banning from F95 wouldn't mean anything to him. Neither Crush nor Victoria come here, and in fact they despise F95 and everyone who posts here.
I disagree. This site has over 8 million members and it's a known fact that the vast majority do not read threads or check reviews. They come here to find and download games.

FA gets no play on reddit and the Itch page is dead and not updated. I'm willing to bet that F95 generates more traffic to Crush's Patreon from ignorant newbies than all other sites combined. I myself found the game here and not knowing the history, supported it for a very short time.

Unfortunately, F95 is a prime participant in the ongoing FA scam. Therefore I think Crush would do everything humanly possible to keep this page up (including trying to get the "testers" to approve the release of a new copy paste job) because he makes bank off it, which is all he cares about. I would love to see a ban, but barring that it should have a big warning label discouraging support.
 
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Senor Smut

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I disagree. This site has over 8 million members and it's a known fact that the vast majority do not read threads or check reviews. They come here to find and download games.

FA gets no play on reddit and the Itch page is dead and not updated. I'm willing to bet that F95 generates more traffic to Crush's Patreon from ignorant newbies than all other sites combined. I myself found the game here and not knowing the history, supported it for a very short time.

Unfortunately, F95 is a prime participant in the ongoing FA scam. Therefore I think Crush would do everything humanly possible to keep this page up (including trying to get the "testers" to approve the release of a new copy paste job) because he makes bank off it, which is all he cares about. I would love to see a ban, but barring that it should have a big warning label discouraging support.
You might be right. I do know that if you mention on his Discord that you came from F95, you get yelled at by all the regulars and practically driven out before you can even get your feet wet.
 
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even if the game *eventually* gets finished, how was it worth it for how much the patrons have paid for it? This entire model for porn games is terrible. Let me see the product, then maybe I'll buy. This is why japanese games are always finished and western ones almost never are. Seriously, mess with the tags and see how many games are abandoned, its ridiculous. You have people paying for the promise of a game that almost never comes. The Dev has no motivation to complete it because they are already being paid, and in fact they are motivated NOT to finish a game because that means no more revenue. I honestly no longer want to see this game updated, unless the next update was the entire rest of the game, and even then. Slap an abandoned tag on it and forget, better yet take it off the site so no one else falls for this. No developer that takes 8 years to complete a text game, especially one this short, can possibly be a good developer. This is a scam
 

CassieBare

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I disagree. This site has over 8 million members and it's a known fact that the vast majority do not read threads or check reviews. They come here to find and download games.

FA gets no play on reddit and the Itch page is dead and not updated. I'm willing to bet that F95 generates more traffic to Crush's Patreon from ignorant newbies than all other sites combined. I myself found the game here and not knowing the history, supported it for a very short time.

Unfortunately, F95 is a prime participant in the ongoing FA scam. Therefore I think Crush would do everything humanly possible to keep this page up (including trying to get the "testers" to approve the release of a new copy paste job) because he makes bank off it, which is all he cares about. I would love to see a ban, but barring that it should have a big warning label discouraging support.
I wonder where his inbound players come from then if not any of those places.
 

Tanzie

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This thread used to get purged by moderators whenever someone called Scamstation for what he really is. Happened numerous times before. Banning from F95?! F95 has actively participated in his scam, they'd rather ban the people who complain about it. Had not checked this thread for the past few years. Looks like nothing has changed, except most zealot fans seem to have deserted it, but whatever, better to let it die, unless of course you find the pathetic antics of a pathological lier amusing.
 

Deniz31

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In 484 days Trudeau went to beign the worst ranked politician in Canada and dropping 30% on Polls to return being the best valued politician and being again first on polls.

If a fake French dude can do this why Crush cannot develop this damn game?
At this rate we all gonna play it in retirement home.
 
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