NeonGhosts

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Folks on Discord were speculating as to whether they might be able to outrun Ashe's dad. I regret to inform you that he can maintain a top speed of 40 mph over short distances, is an excellent climber, and can break your neck with one swat of his paw. Best to play dead and hope for the best.

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DanteRed

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Folks on Discord were speculating as to whether they might be able to outrun Ashe's dad. I regret to inform you that he can maintain a top speed of 40 mph over short distances, is an excellent climber, and can break your neck with one swat of his paw. Best to play dead and hope for the best.

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Is it weird that now I kind of want Ashe to sic her dad on a DarkMC? I mean, that asshole has it coming.
 

Uriel ☁

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Folks on Discord were speculating as to whether they might be able to outrun Ashe's dad. I regret to inform you that he can maintain a top speed of 40 mph over short distances, is an excellent climber, and can break your neck with one swat of his paw. Best to play dead and hope for the best.

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Would he be able to detect me though if I stood completely still? :unsure::LOL:
 
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fashtar

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I was going to try and suggest we try and downplay the "incident", but then it hit me: We're up against an enraged father.

So the smart thing is simply to stay the fuck away from Ashe's parents.
 
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cloudfw

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Would he be able to detect me though if I stood completely still? :unsure::LOL:
Uh, that joke. Sorry, nothing against you personally, I just find that and the "Why is Gamora" joke lame. It just made Drax's character seem more stupid than usual. That, to me, is not great comedy.
Ah, the jokes that date people.
For me and I guess Octavianus it is a classical Jurassic Park joke, while for younger people it is a Guardians of the Galaxy one.
 

NewTricks

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The key when fleeing a man-mountain is to make quick cuts while running as that much mass has a tendency to want to remain in motion in its current direction......This small fact could save you life one day young fappers.
What you really have to do what Leonidas did when he was being confronted with that bear wolf thing and squeeze your narrow ass into a really tight gap and hope that he gets stuck when he tries to follow you. Otherwise, your ass is grass and he is the lawnmower.
 

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Folks on Discord were speculating as to whether they might be able to outrun Ashe's dad. I regret to inform you that he can maintain a top speed of 40 mph over short distances, is an excellent climber, and can break your neck with one swat of his paw. Best to play dead and hope for the best.

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DanteRed

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I've no idea who Drax or Gamora are lol.
I admit, I might have been a bit hasty, since I didn't think that your reference was a Jurassic Park one. (the guy looks like a bear, not a dinosaur) :LOL:

Ah, the jokes that date people.
For me and I guess Octavianus it is a classical Jurassic Park joke, while for younger people it is a Guardians of the Galaxy one.
Unfortunately, I've been hearing that joke a lot lately so Jurassic Park was the farthest thing on my mind. Honestly, I prefer your version better.
 
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Folks on Discord were speculating as to whether they might be able to outrun Ashe's dad. I regret to inform you that he can maintain a top speed of 40 mph over short distances, is an excellent climber, and can break your neck with one swat of his paw. Best to play dead and hope for the best.

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Please tell me this is a possible bad ending. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

allanl9020142

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But hey, informal poll! Which girl is your favorite?
Ashe, Viola, Brittani.
Although I'd prefer to see more scenes with them, I don't particularly dislike any characters. They all have their own personalities so it's enjoyable to read the story. I'm also looking forward to some characters that have been mentioned "off-screen" but haven't been shown yet or characters who only have one or two scenes so far. BUT yea those three mentioned above are my favorites.
 

silversurfer1

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But hey, informal poll! Which girl is your favorite?
I couldn't resist making a whole list. The top 3 were pretty clear cut for me but the rest were really hard to parse. Being lower down the list absolutely does not mean I hate a character, just the nature of a list. And obviously a lot of speculation since there are several we haven't even met or spent very little time with.

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soldano

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If you were to ask me what my favorite character is, I would definitely say Nicki. That's why I have her in my signature. I think she is the most worked and deep character so far, and she has also surprised me on more than one occasion. I adore Nicki.

However, there are other characters that I like much more aesthetically. Brittani is probably the character that turns me on the most. Gabby also turns me on quite a bit, but I think she's more about what she represents than her aesthetic. And Viola would be third, although from the looks of her she would probably be second.

So it depends on the point of view. I don't know if the answer is useful to you or not, but I couldn't put a list since it depends on several factors.

Edit: By the way, I also really like Ashe. But her story seems very poor to me, and the sex scenes with her are very weak. I don't like the way that character is written. I'm sorry to say it like that, but it's frankly what I think. Of course, I like her aesthetic a lot.
 
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