Mr. No longer interested_guy,
On behalf of the Nanites Academy of Naughty Abuelas, as it's Second Member and Main Officer, I give you full permission to leave and never return, if that is your will.
You informed us that you have had a change of heart about your stay with us, in this beautiful Universe without strife and without sorrow. You are therefore free to leave.
There is the matter of the closing of your account, but we will send our bill collectors to perform the retrieval and confiscation of any and all materials you may have with you. You will be able to keep your memories, but I'm afraid they are no longer stored on our Infinite Server, so they are now allowed to decay and disappear. If you need a refresh of those memories, we have several plans to allow for that contingency. They rate from Convenient to Exhaustive with the corresponding fees associated.
Please allow for a few hours for our staff to remove any trace of your existence, while keeping, for contractual sake, your last post here.
We wish you a very happy rest-of-your-life.
Gilford, 17/10/2023 (Time Stamp obtained from Goodbye Post)
Macadamian "Nuts" Sack
Officer and Enforcer of the Goodbye Committee
P.S.:Careful with the Exit door, she's naughty, don't let her hit you in the ass (unless you're into it):
