Swedishbloke

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I am always serious; I am never serious. - Me
It's just a joke between me and my wife. I like to let her know we have a legally binding contract that we signed, in front of witnesses, for her to give up that booty. Possibly poor taste, but she married me for my jokes, so fuggit.


A dog cannot steal. By definition, it is impossible.

To paraphrase Taoism, "It is not stealing when a rat takes your grain. It is not murder when a cat kills the rat."

Dogs are scavengers and I have known plenty of dogs that steal underwear. Dogs also like to grab used feminine products from garbage cans... just wait for next update when Shizuka rummages through the garbage!
So.. she is a raccoon?
 
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