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Sionack

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Feb 6, 2023
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Than dont fk play it, go play some other shit. Fk idiot
Imagine having no problem with updates that take this long and are this low quality. Months on end for some fucking whale animations and completely unecessary refactors. Game's quality gone off a cliff. Take your tongue of the devs diaper you fucking moron. I hope you're not stupid enough to actually pay the dev for this garbage.
 

camper674

Member
Jan 30, 2018
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Hey guys, let's all play the Doggie Bones drinking game! You take a shot of your choice for every of the following in an update:
  • If it contains just 1-2 new encounters
  • If there's been zero checks for spelling, grammar and punctuation in the, uhh... Let's call it "dialogue"
  • If it revamps the combat system yet afuckinggain
  • If it creates a new area but leaves it woefully unfinished
  • If it does absolutely nothing to update/finish any of the older areas
  • If it takes several months with numerous delays and poor planning to release
  • If it just wasn't worth waiting for at all
...and by the end of that you'll be drunker than Ernest Hemingway on a cheap whiskey binge!
That's an awfully long list to say "Take six or seven shots once doggie releases update" but then again, Taking seven shots of anything once a year doesn't seem that bad.
 

Theovonpapen

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Sep 2, 2020
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That's an awfully long list to say "Take six or seven shots once doggie releases update" but then again, Taking seven shots of anything once a year doesn't seem that bad.
Not to mention if you divide your shots in the same way how Doggiebones distributes the time he puts into work.
 

Theovonpapen

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  • If it does absolutely nothing to update/finish any of the older areas
  • If it takes several months with numerous delays and poor planning to release
  • If it just wasn't worth waiting for at all
Those last three are as common as "Take a shot every time HHP lags a bit" or "A non-ABDL update that nobody has even expected of its fetish". They should be off the list for its genericness. Bring 3 more unique things that aren't typical industry standards.
 

Axis3123

Active Member
Apr 1, 2020
660
554
Is there story progression in this game yet or is it still early in development?
Story progression is non-existent, save a few exchanges from the Overgrowth boss, the quips from the entrance areas, and that's it. No real semblance of story or cutscenes tying the plot together. You do get a checkmark after beating the boss of the area, but that only applies to the lab and the oriental area.
 
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dggdgdfg

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May 8, 2022
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Why would I? Why would anyone when he can't even keep a remotely halfway decent update schedule, and when he keeps giving his fans the finger? Nah, I wouldn't give Doggie Bones a cent if I so had billions. And you can quote me on that for all I care.

-Mal
It's just funny that you haven't pledged a single cent, and yet you whine like an entitled kid, as if anyone is supposed to do right by you. Keep at it I guess, but I doubt your whining will be acknowledged by the devs.
 
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davorce

New Member
Dec 19, 2018
3
0
why i cant start the game?it doesnt allow me to countinue from the start , after pressing the start it crashed???
 

davorce

New Member
Dec 19, 2018
3
0
i cant start the game from the start where is the warning after 10 tries with pressing enter gives me some chat log ...
___________________________________________
############################################################################################
ERROR in
action number 1
of Step Event0
for object o_agree_main:

Cannot open another file (maximum exceeded).
at gml_Object_o_agree_main_Step_0
############################################################################################
gml_Object_o_agree_main_Step_0 (line -1)
 

Axis3123

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Apr 1, 2020
660
554
Is there a cheat menu?
The only one is the small checkmark before loading your save or starting a new one. The only thing it does is enable unlimited health (albeit you have to use the + and - keys, so not convenient). That's it. No invincibility, faster stamina charge, or stronger attacks. Kinda basic, if you want to brute force for the content.
 
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"Give a dog a bone," they said. Well, at the pace that this developer works, I'm surprised anyone still willingly parts with their money. If Doggie Bones had a roadmap, a destination, and a deadline, they'd stop at every single truck stop just to pass the time.
 

Theovonpapen

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Sep 2, 2020
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The only one is the small checkmark before loading your save or starting a new one. The only thing it does is enable unlimited health (albeit you have to use the + and - keys, so not convenient). That's it. No invincibility, faster stamina charge, or stronger attacks. Kinda basic, if you want to brute force for the content.
The health cheats ARE the invincibility. And I'm pretty sure the coffeeshop is the attack increase cheat. And I recall Ctrl does increase stamina faster than normal.
 
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