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for the bollard mini game, does it matter on how deep you go? I feel like the hp lost in it doesn't often proportionally match up with the number of fans and the womb points you get
 

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is there a general strategy for this or do you just need to get lucky?
The first location is really the hardest.
Skip almost all interactions, buy as many cheap items as you can, target only weak enemies (below lvl 4), and use all of the items to defeat junkies at the end (for guaranteed win you need at least two cans of energy drink to survive deadly hits, use knife and katana on first and pistol on second). After that it's pretty much a cakewalk with maxing LEGS/HANDS stats first, which allows you to snowball into: defeat enemies - get EXP - increase STR and DEX to defeat even more enemies - and so on...

Also favouring dogs with sex and treats can be a huge bonus, which gives you a chance to stan enemies on your attack (% of favourablility is a % of enemy stan on hit)
 

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for the bollard mini game, does it matter on how deep you go? I feel like the hp lost in it doesn't often proportionally match up with the number of fans and the womb points you get
In previous versions it mattered, but in current, I guess, it's mostly luck. Better to hump small ones.
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for the bollard mini game, does it matter on how deep you go? I feel like the hp lost in it doesn't often proportionally match up with the number of fans and the womb points you get
First things first, this is from an earlier version and from a while ago, so dunno if the logic or numbers have changed and if my memory's concrete: But generally, the bigger the bollard (three sizes) and the deeper you go, the more damage you take, but the more your orgasm counter increases. The orgasm counter itself actually just states the chance of gaining points without it being cumulative or anything. You don't build up, just get lucky at an accelerating pace.

You can also multiroll after hitting chances over 100%, meaning at 130% for example you have an ensured one point, with 30% chance for two, counting all the way up to ensured five points per thrust at 500%. What the best depth? Well, the deepest, obviously:sneaky:. But for real, it depends how long you can stay impaling yourself on that thing. The longer you can roll, the more beneficial it is to use the deep squats to get your percentage high early and then keep farming as many points as you can with the light ones. Kind of counterintuitive to start large and then proceed small, but that's just me.

AFAIR, the money you get from this is all but entirely irrelevant with how little it is, as it is with most stuff like investing.
 
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The first location is really the hardest.
Skip almost all interactions, buy as many cheap items as you can, target only weak enemies (below lvl 4), and use all of the items to defeat junkies at the end (for guaranteed win you need at least two cans of energy drink to survive deadly hits, use knife and katana on first and pistol on second)
honestly its even easier, just charm everyone and kill them with their own knifes, you will only die if you get very unlucky with early hits and you still have the energy drink, the police when you get caught beating a car literaly donates you two guns and then you shoot him with the third, and by your third run your essentialy a demigod, the biggest threat is the van stealing your money before you snowball it with 10mil in real state or losing maxhp by running out of food
 
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for the bollard mini game, does it matter on how deep you go? I feel like the hp lost in it doesn't often proportionally match up with the number of fans and the womb points you get
pretty sure the best one is the deepest, and the reward scales very fast, 600hp will give you like 1k stats while ~200 will give you almost nothing
 

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The first location is really the hardest.
Skip almost all interactions, buy as many cheap items as you can, target only weak enemies (below lvl 4), and use all of the items to defeat junkies at the end (for guaranteed win you need at least two cans of energy drink to survive deadly hits, use knife and katana on first and pistol on second). After that it's pretty much a cakewalk with maxing LEGS/HANDS stats first, which allows you to snowball into: defeat enemies - get EXP - increase STR and DEX to defeat even more enemies - and so on...

Also favouring dogs with sex and treats can be a huge bonus, which gives you a chance to stan enemies on your attack (% of favourablility is a % of enemy stan on hit)
Uh, like the guy in a post above mine said just steal weapons from enemies and kill them with it.

Here are a few pieces of advice:

- Buying weapons is never worth it especially early on as their price can wildly fluctuate between really cheap and unbelievably expensive (i've actually seen knives costing as high as 200000 a few times).

- Bear in mind that stat points from leveling up are not the only way to increase your stats permanently.

- Whenever you run into a van/car crashing into you jump to the right. For whatever reason like 90% of the time the right choice is the correct one.

- Whenever you run into a random event where one of the choices depends on one of the stats, use it even if the chances of success are low because afterwards even if you fail there is a chance for that particular stat to increase.

- Whenever you have some extra stat points to spare bump up your luck if you can. Aside from main stats for each event, luck also affects outcomes even if it isn't directly shown. Also with a lot of luck you will run into more good events than bad ones and will randomly find money (the gains range from trivial ammounts to staggering. With like 50 luck you will often find wallets with up to 30000$ in them by just walking around).

- Never ever use the rooftops as shortcuts. It is relatively easy to climb up, but you can't jump down whenever you want and there is a big chance to die on every jump. Jumping around has a big chance to bump up your luck scaling with risk of failure (higher risk means more chances to increase luck if you succeed), but because you are more than likely to just fall down and die it's almost never worth it.

- Shortcuts are almost never worth it, unless you are just low on food, because the added danger level scales the enemies stat and level wise to stupid levels so in my opinion increasing the danger level isn't worth it.

- Overeating can cause the MC to vomit and empty her stomach which is risky, but every time she manages to hold it in it will increase the max food level, so it's high risk, high return sort of thing.

- The usefulness of dogs is overrated. They are highly RNG and thus highly unreliable.

- Don't mess with the cops early on, just charm them and steal their guns and escape asap. They can and will oneshot you if given the chance.

- Use various non weapon actions in battle as much as you can because using them enough will increase your stats permanently.

- The only shortcuts worth using are holes in the wall, because they don't increase the danger level, they are fairly easy to go trough even with low stats and even if you fail the worst outcome is losing a bit of food points.

- Breaking in and entering is good way to get some money early on. If given the chance search every room multiple times until you get a message that there's nothing more to be found in that particular room.

- Government bonds are the most safe choice to invest in even if the stock market and real estate investment give way better yield. All of the three are inferior to high luck. Seriously Luck is king. You'll be drowning in money so everything else is largely irrelevant.

- Did i already mention that luck is easily the best stat followed only by dexterity.

So these are just a few tips from the top of my head. I'm sure there's more, but this is good enough for those just starting with the game.
 
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- Whenever you have some extra stat points to spare bump up your luck if you can.
dude you can just buy luck, it isnt even expensive after you put 5-10mil on real state, save the stats for dex maxxing or even-ing out the others
- Shortcuts are almost never worth it, unless you are just low on food, because the added danger level scales the enemies stat and level wise to stupid levels so in my opinion increasing the danger level isn't worth it.
i think enemies cease to matter very fast, but its easy to run out of food with low stats when youre not getting multiple (luck?)proc shortcuts per mile
- Government bonds are the most safe choice to invest in even if the stock market and real estate investment give way better yield. All of the three are inferior to high luck. Seriously Luck is king.
anything but real state pays nothing, waste of money, just save for it it pays like 100x the ROI of the others, and i think it pays way higher than luck, a couple investments and youre getting multiple mils a day just for existing
 
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- Buying weapons is never worth it especially early on as their price can wildly fluctuate between really cheap and unbelievably expensive (i've actually seen knives costing as high as 200000 a few times).
Unless you get a gun for ~16000 and a knife for ~8700 and find as much money on the street or sell on the next turn,
Because there might be encounters were it's too dangerous to try to escape with hand to hand combat - to little HP or High Arousal - so the player have to rely on quick methods to end the fight, unless you negotiate and lose almost all of your money in almost unwinnable fight. So buy cheap, sell in the fallen heads of your enemies.
- The usefulness of dogs is overrated. They are highly RNG and thus highly unreliable.
Useless even if the player can have 104% guarantee stun per encounter per attack? I highly doubt that. At first, I agree, they are pretty useless, with a pretty low chance to trigger, however the meta is sparing all of heroine's free HP (you basically got it back with regen) on them to faster develop both heroine's WOMB and Likeability + you get bonus subscribers on double dog encounter.

anything but real state pays nothing, waste of money, just save for it it pays like 100x the ROI of the others, and i think it pays way higher than luck, a couple investments and youre getting multiple mils a day just for existing
Can't agree more. As much millions I've spent on stocks, as little I've got in dividends. But I remember they were profitable couple of versions ago.

Right now, I can say, the game is hella unbalanced, but so much fun to play, only forcing player to struggle at the beginning.
 

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I can't play the game after reaching I've reached the mall but the level is just dialogue and then I go back to the menu ?
 

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I can't play the game after reaching I've reached the mall but the level is just dialogue and then I go back to the menu ?
There's no next level yet. Story continues when you go to the casino I think. Mall can be repeated to raise stats.
pretty sure the best one is the deepest, and the reward scales very fast, 600hp will give you like 1k stats while ~200 will give you almost nothing
For bollard it is always best to go shallowest. Build up a supply of drinks and maybe some overhealth and find one that does 3-5 dmg and do minimum depth, drinking to replenish, and eventually it will give you 5 guaranteed levels for every pump. Much more efficient than just spending the health you do have on every bollard you come across. Deeper depths just give you fewer tries, less subs, donations etc. Can do them if you're impatient or as a bonus when your next pump will put you at 1 hp.

But in all honesty I recommend just using cheat engine once you've done that once or twice, the rest is just grind and only a couple of the rewards are meaningful.
 
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How to add save file in this one?

Edit: Just need to play a level and the save folder will appear
 
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HandyCapped

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Uh, like the guy in a post above mine said just steal weapons from enemies and kill them with it.

Here are a few pieces of advice:

- Buying weapons is never worth it especially early on as their price can wildly fluctuate between really cheap and unbelievably expensive (i've actually seen knives costing as high as 200000 a few times).

- Bear in mind that stat points from leveling up are not the only way to increase your stats permanently.

- Whenever you run into a van/car crashing into you jump to the right. For whatever reason like 90% of the time the right choice is the correct one.

- Whenever you run into a random event where one of the choices depends on one of the stats, use it even if the chances of success are low because afterwards even if you fail there is a chance for that particular stat to increase.

- Whenever you have some extra stat points to spare bump up your luck if you can. Aside from main stats for each event, luck also affects outcomes even if it isn't directly shown. Also with a lot of luck you will run into more good events than bad ones and will randomly find money (the gains range from trivial ammounts to staggering. With like 50 luck you will often find wallets with up to 30000$ in them by just walking around).

- Never ever use the rooftops as shortcuts. It is relatively easy to climb up, but you can't jump down whenever you want and there is a big chance to die on every jump. Jumping around has a big chance to bump up your luck scaling with risk of failure (higher risk means more chances to increase luck if you succeed), but because you are more than likely to just fall down and die it's almost never worth it.

- Shortcuts are almost never worth it, unless you are just low on food, because the added danger level scales the enemies stat and level wise to stupid levels so in my opinion increasing the danger level isn't worth it.

- Overeating can cause the MC to vomit and empty her stomach which is risky, but every time she manages to hold it in it will increase the max food level, so it's high risk, high return sort of thing.

- The usefulness of dogs is overrated. They are highly RNG and thus highly unreliable.

- Don't mess with the cops early on, just charm them and steal their guns and escape asap. They can and will oneshot you if given the chance.

- Use various non weapon actions in battle as much as you can because using them enough will increase your stats permanently.

- The only shortcuts worth using are holes in the wall, because they don't increase the danger level, they are fairly easy to go trough even with low stats and even if you fail the worst outcome is losing a bit of food points.

- Breaking in and entering is good way to get some money early on. If given the chance search every room multiple times until you get a message that there's nothing more to be found in that particular room.

- Government bonds are the most safe choice to invest in even if the stock market and real estate investment give way better yield. All of the three are inferior to high luck. Seriously Luck is king. You'll be drowning in money so everything else is largely irrelevant.

- Did i already mention that luck is easily the best stat followed only by dexterity.

So these are just a few tips from the top of my head. I'm sure there's more, but this is good enough for those just starting with the game.
Honestly, putting points into luck is almost as suboptimal as putting them into arm strength or womb, as it's one of the stats you can easily boost by events. Every dono you make for the shifty priestess gives you luck and while the highest one is expensive, it straight up pumps you by 100, likely outdoing all the leveling you've done in the stat in one go. If leveling luck really is the best moneymaker (and it's a really good one), then forgoing stocks and stuff like that for the measly dividends you get and instead giving it all to charity(?) is the actual best choice. Plus, then you can level the harder to grind stats with levels that are a pseudofinite resource, with charm, stealth and arguably dex (or maybe even leg strength, but that's a bit of a stretch) being the best early options.

Edit: But besides that and a couple of other nitpicks (dogs are amazing and really easy to get near 100% trust fairly early, which makes them the literal most reliable non-consumable and early "attack"), those are generally some really good tips for the newer players.
 
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with charm, stealth and arguably dex (or maybe even leg strength, but that's a bit of a stretch) being the best early options.
You can also buy +100 charm/arm/leg for 2mil/0.5il/0.5mil respectively. At that point the game is basically "solved" anyway and you cannot lose. I did another playthrough this update and bought those three asap. Only had to beat every map once than repeat the last one 3 more times, and that was enough to reach 5mil and finish the game.

Some of the advice here seems geared towards playing way past the point where the game ends. imo most cash investments will not break even before that point, with the exception of early weapons and stat boots.
 
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