Just like with the barber analogy someone who only cuts one persons hair exclusively really isn't a barber.
Right, let's put that analogy in the same scenario as Diana in the game, and let's see you weasel out of it again.
- A girl applies at a barbershop and is hired as a barber working on commission.
- You're her first customer; she cuts your hair, and she gets paid
- After the haircut, she follows you outside, and you have a bonding moment
- She tells you that from now on she'll only cut your hair and will stay at the barbershop for whenever you need a haircut.
Now you're going to find a reason why this girl wasn't performing the job of a barber while working at the barbershop and cutting your hair.