- Jul 25, 2017
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Just played through the demo.
It's a rough 3D point-and-click. Puzzles (if the can be called that) are just collecting random items and then using them on everything. The 3D itself feels really clunky and slow, also if you whip round too fast it blurs suuuper bad.
Story is you're a fat, small-dicked loser. You're step-daughter posts pictures of your tiny dick, and 1 from an angle that is supposed to look like you're having sex. (her only reason is because you tricked her out of the shower... wow.) You go to work at Penis Pumps LLC, and get fired from your work because people with small dicks can't sell items that promise enlargement. You then come home to your wife cheating on you in your bedroom because she saw the pictures of you and your stepdaughter and immediately had sex with the first dude that came through her door. Then you go to a bar, meet a rich high school friend who is obviously doing much better than you and owns the bar. After a stupid puzzle to get to him, You give him your life story while he gets head from a super-model (I assume the blonde in the banner art). The MC then goes to one of those old arcade fortune-telling machines and wishes to be "HUGE" (go figure). Then the demo pretty much ends.
You spend probably at least 30 min in this demo, and the MC has the worst sex scenes. Two of which are fantasies of him with his daughter or boss, and feature him with a bigger dick. The third is a super small blowjob scene, where his dick pretty much isn't visible and he busts right away.
(btw NTR isn't avoidable, at least not at the start. Wifey has sex with neighbor kid. If, in the future, the story then has MC come back with huge swinging dick and fucks his way back into his house, then maybe it's excusable.)
All in all. I'd say not worth downloading in current state. It's reeeally rough around the edges. I didn't even mention how weird the UI and controls can be.
Thanks for taking the time to write this out.
If what you say is even partially true (and I do believe you are being honest), it seems like this game is woefully mistagged (or at least my interpretation of what the tags mean is).
Personally, I am adding to the /ignore list. Because if the difference between the tags and what is in the game is this great at initial release, I cannot see it being worth trying/waiting or getting better.
Good luck Dev.