am i retarded how come i cant have sex properly i get the part where you gotta use the little slider to insert it and it doesnt work i was able to have sex when i went into the restroom with squid maid
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Same here, I only managed to have sex in the bathroom with Woomy. It seems like everyone else is having issues with it too
Enchanted Rosebuds
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Does anyone know how to fix an issue where the game keeps lagging and goes back to my home screen? I downloaded the latest version on my tablet and I did remove some of my apps/files that I am not using. It keeps on lagging many times. I may have to use my old computer in case.
LordGlimbel
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- Nov 20, 2018
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Thanks to the Dev I can now play as the mythical "White Ink" Squid 
Prael
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I'm not sure if it helps, but try to delete the game's cache periodically.
you are goat
is the slider actually broken? I tried with woomy and it kept going back to its lowest, I tried slow pacing it but it kept doing the same thing,a nyone has tutorial on how to do this?
Enchanted Rosebuds
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- Mar 19, 2023
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Tried it and froze back to my home screen, cant do anything about it
even my pc wont let me download it
I'm having a bit of an issue with the 3D game.
I'm playing on mobile, and when I get to the part on the tutorial with the maid in the beginning I can't seem to be able to give her the key no matter how many times I drag it over to her.
After a while the game just crashes, but that happens regardless if I spend some time in the tutorial.
Anybody got any idea if I'm doing something wrong or if the game is just glitching?
I'm playing on mobile, and when I get to the part on the tutorial with the maid in the beginning I can't seem to be able to give her the key no matter how many times I drag it over to her.
After a while the game just crashes, but that happens regardless if I spend some time in the tutorial.
Anybody got any idea if I'm doing something wrong or if the game is just glitching?
You need to drag the key over her face then click the button that appears. Just go ahead and jangle those keys right in her face, works every time.
CollinA.Stewart
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oaklash
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I of course, will not need that as I am a gentleman. A gentleman who whacks off to squid porn in his mom's basement.
Am I somehow blind or is this barely even an alpha? You can't pass days more than 2 hours at a time, the npcs don't reset themselves so you can softlock them out of reach if you leave them at their home, they mostly don't regenerate stamina or vitality either. Core mechanics, like any way to earn money outside of waiting for the day to reset, which again, 2 hour skips take a full minute to process. The message system doesn't work.
Is there any hint of how long it will be until this is actually a game that we can play?
Is there any hint of how long it will be until this is actually a game that we can play?
NoGameNoMood
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