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damn why didnt i know for the googl..i mean that site earlier![KEK :KEK: :KEK:](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
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damn why didnt i know for the googl..i mean that site earlier
ayy girl, you a beaver? 'cause DAMI try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
There's something beautiful in your eyes ............. It's my reflection.
Are your legs tired ............. you've been running around my mind all night.
That's a nice dress you are wearing ......... it will look great on my bedroom floor.
I want to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter then visit between the holidays.
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.
Want to go halves on a bastard.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
I'm not into watching sunsets but i'd love to see you go down.
Or the only line a guy ever said to me that made me laugh "do you like Chicken .... suck on this it's fowl".
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Beat this one:
Hey, My Name’s Microsoft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight?
I feels so sorry for women in general right now.........ayy girl, you a beaver? 'cause DAM
is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb
are you google? cuz you're everything i'm looking for
what has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? my zipper
do you own a jersey? cuz i need your name and number
Oh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.I feels so sorry for women in general right now.........
we can spend some sleepless nights together when you wantOh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.
I don't mind most of them, the only time I get pissed off is when those guys hit on me, the ones that can't take being told i'm a dyke and it aint happening. Then they go with the "i've got the cure to that in my pants". Some guys say it as a joke which is fine but it's those that are dead serious about it that wind me up.
The only thing that stopped me turning into a man hating lesbian is most guys I meet are okay. The douchcocks are rare enough.
Those that use funny lines are the best though.
*taking notes* and funny lines would be?............Oh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.
I don't mind most of them, the only time I get pissed off is when those guys hit on me, the ones that can't take being told i'm a dyke and it aint happening. Then they go with the "i've got the cure to that in my pants". Some guys say it as a joke which is fine but it's those that are dead serious about it that wind me up.
The only thing that stopped me turning into a man hating lesbian is most guys I meet are okay. The douchcocks are rare enough.
Those that use funny lines are the best though.
Heard this one in high school years ago. "If you were homework, I'd do ya."I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
Here I Am. What were your other two wishes?I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you and I together.I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
well she did say "the worse, the better"I feels so sorry for women in general right now.........
i didn't exactly time it but taking a stab at it i'd say about 5-6 hours depending on reading speed and which path you takeSo how much time for a playthrough for now? Looks fantastic, but not sure if I should play it already.
your name must be Candy because i want lick on youI try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
Yepp, that's what hooked me as wellBeen reading good things about this game...I'm about to give it a shot!
Edit: I see Carli right at the start! I'm already loving this!
are you a bank loan? cause you got my interestI try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.