Abhai

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a few good ones:
damn why didnt i know for the googl..i mean that site earlier:KEK:
 
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Blake45666

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I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
ayy girl, you a beaver? 'cause DAM

is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb

are you google? cuz you're everything i'm looking for

what has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? my zipper

do you own a jersey? cuz i need your name and number
 

HornyyPussy

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Apr 26, 2020
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There's something beautiful in your eyes ............. It's my reflection.

Are your legs tired ............. you've been running around my mind all night.

That's a nice dress you are wearing ......... it will look great on my bedroom floor.

I want to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter then visit between the holidays.

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.

Want to go halves on a bastard.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.

I'm not into watching sunsets but i'd love to see you go down.

Or the only line a guy ever said to me that made me laugh "do you like Chicken .... suck on this it's fowl".
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
Beat this one:

Hey, My Name’s Microsoft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight?
ayy girl, you a beaver? 'cause DAM

is your dad a terrorist? 'cause you're the bomb

are you google? cuz you're everything i'm looking for

what has 42 teeth and can hold back the incredible hulk? my zipper

do you own a jersey? cuz i need your name and number
I feels so sorry for women in general right now.........
 

Avaron1974

Resident Lesbian
Aug 22, 2018
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I feels so sorry for women in general right now.........
Oh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.

I don't mind most of them, the only time I get pissed off is when those guys hit on me, the ones that can't take being told i'm a dyke and it aint happening. Then they go with the "i've got the cure to that in my pants". Some guys say it as a joke which is fine but it's those that are dead serious about it that wind me up.

The only thing that stopped me turning into a man hating lesbian is most guys I meet are okay. The douchcocks are rare enough.

Those that use funny lines are the best though.
 

OutOfAshes

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Apr 14, 2019
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Oh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.

I don't mind most of them, the only time I get pissed off is when those guys hit on me, the ones that can't take being told i'm a dyke and it aint happening. Then they go with the "i've got the cure to that in my pants". Some guys say it as a joke which is fine but it's those that are dead serious about it that wind me up.

The only thing that stopped me turning into a man hating lesbian is most guys I meet are okay. The douchcocks are rare enough.

Those that use funny lines are the best though.
we can spend some sleepless nights together when you want :sneaky:



jk jk :ROFLMAO:
 

HornyyPussy

Message Maven
Apr 26, 2020
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Oh I get some really shit lines thrown at me when I go out.

I don't mind most of them, the only time I get pissed off is when those guys hit on me, the ones that can't take being told i'm a dyke and it aint happening. Then they go with the "i've got the cure to that in my pants". Some guys say it as a joke which is fine but it's those that are dead serious about it that wind me up.

The only thing that stopped me turning into a man hating lesbian is most guys I meet are okay. The douchcocks are rare enough.

Those that use funny lines are the best though.
*taking notes* and funny lines would be?............
 

Blake45666

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Aug 31, 2020
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So how much time for a playthrough for now? Looks fantastic, but not sure if I should play it already.
i didn't exactly time it but taking a stab at it i'd say about 5-6 hours depending on reading speed and which path you take

don't quote me on this tho
 

Deleted member 2528490

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I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?
Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
 
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