Yeah, twist that knife harder you gentle loving person
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yeah i know this feeling with usernames...Guilty!
My old username was a little "bleh" anyway
i thinking to change my name but don't have a good idea
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well i hope you're right at thisIt will just come to you sometime I'm sure
this name is so old..
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Horny is the Unicorn, they have a horn. Pussy is the kitty.
Horny Pussy, because nicknames are fun.
I try to get this somewhat back on topic.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
I need a pick up line for the story. The worse the better.
So, if you know one, Shoot.
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Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.
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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Eeeeew That is one of the very few fetishes I'm actively avoiding
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you're not into this? i can't understand you
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There's something beautiful in your eyes ............. It's my reflection.
Are your legs tired ............. you've been running around my mind all night.
That's a nice dress you are wearing ......... it will look great on my bedroom floor.
I want to call your left leg Christmas and your right leg Easter then visit between the holidays.
Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven.
Want to go halves on a bastard.
I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again.
I'm not into watching sunsets but i'd love to see you go down.
Or the only line a guy ever said to me that made me laugh "do you like Chicken .... suck on this it's fowl".
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I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
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can you swim
yes?
i want to bump into your Pelvic
are there other words for bump?
or pelvic?
sounds better in german somehow
yes?
i want to bump into your Pelvic
are there other words for bump?
or pelvic?
sounds better in german somehow
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Beat this one:
Hey, My Name’s Microsoft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight?
Hey, My Name’s Microsoft. Can I Crash At Your Place Tonight?