Yeah but then I'd have to romance a redhead, and that ain't happening.
i do not know your cultural background but... redheads are amazing! the absence of a soul means you can do everything to them and it will never be a sin unlike other human beings! That includes but not limited to homosexual stuff butt&oral stuff out of wedlock stuff bdsm and S&M stuff and all the "stuff"i rather not mention since they are considered outside of the law!
and that`s my defense when i reach the pearly gates!
reminds me of a south Carolinian gentleman in the 17/18th century asking "but if my slaves have a soul does that mean that when i reach heaven i run the risk of encountering them?" luckily there was a church preacher that kindly explained to him that his heaven was his and his slaves would have their own personal heavens!
or as a feminist friend of mine stated.. weird how they worried more about meeting their slaves in heaven then the wife`s they beat up! to which i replayed, hey its their wife´s, if they had to beat them they knew they would be rid of them when they died... no way a bad wife is entering heaven!
see you got no reason to have issues with gingers! WINNING!