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Hey I am playing alot of AVNS. My wife keeps taking my computer to play the AVNS she likes not even counting my 4 kids.

I am only allowed hour a day. Yes I am not worthy.
Wife. if true, damn. Wasting your time playing these games when you have the real thing right there. But with 4 kids, I guess the sex is boring/dull and you barely have it anymore. I'm surprised she doesn't consider this cheating, but if she herself is playing these types of games... she gets excited to see lots of random horse cock MCs and such lol

And your 4 kids? hmm, I press "X" to doubt.
 

Dessolos

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Wife. if true, damn. Wasting your time playing these games when you have the real thing right there. But with 4 kids, I guess the sex is boring/dull and you barely have it anymore. I'm surprised she doesn't consider this cheating, but if she herself is playing these types of games... she gets excited to see lots of random horse cock MCs and such lol

And your 4 kids? hmm, I press "X" to doubt.
id play these games too still if I was married. I don't play these games for the lewds I get more personal enjoyment from the characters and stories than most AAA video games
 

Adhdclassic

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Wife. if true, damn. Wasting your time playing these games when you have the real thing right there. But with 4 kids, I guess the sex is boring/dull and you barely have it anymore. I'm surprised she doesn't consider this cheating, but if she herself is playing these types of games... she gets excited to see lots of random horse cock MCs and such lol

And your 4 kids? hmm, I press "X" to doubt.
Hmm maybe your right. I might be a guy sitting in his moms basement jacking off.
 

xapican

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Next you'll be telling us your damn cat stole your USB drive that contains your games :p
It was his parrot..... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Hey I am playing alot of AVNS. My wife keeps taking my computer to play the AVNS she likes not even counting my 4 kids. I am only allowed hour a day. Yes I am not worthy.:LOL:
Never mind as mine discoverd this one I was locked out of my home office for 2 days, plus I overheard her and her mother talking about who is the possible father of MC ......:rolleyes: and they won't tell me .....Grrrr !
 

Tremonia

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You can usually tell by their constant negative comments who the wankers in their mom's basement are!
That's easy. The wankers have only six topics:
1. update when?
2. android port where?
3. we need more <fetish of the day>
4. this is NTR
5. we need more <personal waifu>
6. dev's milker
If one or more of these topics are the main thing an account is talking about and permanently starts these topics in threads you can be 100% sure it's one of the virgin wankers in their mom's basement.
 

MiltonPowers

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That's easy. The wankers have only six topics:
1. update when?
2. android port where?
3. we need more <fetish of the day>
4. this is NTR
5. we need more <personal waifu>
6. dev's milker
If one or more of these topics are the main thing an account is talking about and permanently starts these topics in threads you can be 100% sure it's one of the virgin wankers in their mom's basement.
You're on fire today Trem, I think this is the 3rd or 4th standing ovation I have given you today.

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Maviarab

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id play these games too still if I was married. I don't play these games for the lewds I get more personal enjoyment from the characters and stories than most AAA video games
This (y)

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
You can usually tell by their constant negative comments who the wankers in their mom's basement are!
You, are not in that category.
I've come with an idea. Going to post in OT Mav's ignore list. Just check the list to know who all the morons and wankers are ;)
 

tmu500

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While the game is good, it has so many branches. I will wait until it is fully completed (2023 :rolleyes:)
 

Maviarab

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You could be setting yourself up for a lot of work Mavi. There's quite a few of them. ;)
You're aware...I'm aware of this...right? :ROFLMAO:

(To be fair, some may have just been having a bad day here or there, but as I get older, my tolerance for idiocy is pretty much..well...zero these days. Post one incredibly dumb ass stupid comment, there's probably more to come...so...).
 

MiltonPowers

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You're aware...I'm aware of this...right? :ROFLMAO:

(To be fair, some may have just been having a bad day here or there, but as I get older, my tolerance for idiocy is pretty much..well...zero these days. Post one incredibly dumb ass stupid comment, there's probably more to come...so...).
Yes, I'm aware... that you're aware.. and I'm aware... of your awareness. ;) (I think I need to take a headache tablet). :ROFLMAO:
 
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Wife. if true, damn. Wasting your time playing these games when you have the real thing right there. But with 4 kids, I guess the sex is boring/dull and you barely have it anymore. I'm surprised she doesn't consider this cheating, but if she herself is playing these types of games... she gets excited to see lots of random horse cock MCs and such lol

And your 4 kids? hmm, I press "X" to doubt.
“Why play AVNs when you have the real thing?” is like asking “Why read books and watch movies when there’s real life?” Because it’s different and entertaining!

For that matter, why play AVNs when you can jack off to actual (though silicone-enhanced) human beings making hardcore porn? Because some of us like stories. And want characters we can empathize with. And aren’t just playing AVNs so we can get to the fuck scenes and tug our dicks. I wanna see how things play out in some of these games. If I don’t I stop playing.

And I play them with my wife. Who likes em for the same reason she likes romance novels: some of them are good stories and well written! And yes, some romance novels are ridiculous fuck books and too stupid to be sexy. Exactly like some AVNs.
 
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