- Aug 5, 2018
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Controls - Atrocious
porn elements- GOR (game over rape)
there is no font in the game, making it unplayable.
Changing key binds doesn't save them.
Design problems:
-Contra didn't survive because it was a NES game. NES games, especially platformers like Contra are nostalgic, but their design sucks ass. This game has a neat idea, but the execution is just horrendous.
-For starters, there's no reason to get weapon upgrades at all, since you die in one hit and this game have coded-in cheat just to allow you to play it, because the bullets are small and you won't see them. You will die, so don't bother with upgrades, they reset after death anyway.
-Animations for both jumping and projectile speed is way too slow.
-The game have no reason to be this big (4.2GB), probably uncompressed textures, but that's just my assumption
-The music is just appaling, it grinds on your nerves after the 5th death.
-Artstyle is okay i guess, but that's subjective. I didn't like it - too yankee
-as mentioned before, gameplay have no porn elements. There is a pickup, which clearly serves a role connected to porn, but picking it up does nothing
-All weapons beside shotgun are exact same, since it takes 1 shot to kill an enemy and the only thing they change is the projectile path. Clearly the dev didn't bother coding something in, because the sound effect for shooting is connected to the key press, but shots are not (sound effect plays as fast as you can press the button)
-Artstyle aside, the elements of the background blend-in together, bullets are small and mostly invisible in high-density maps (especially orange enemy bullets on brown dirt textures of the 1st level)
-2nd level has enemies on different height levels that you can only shoot if you're holding arrow down. That in turn means that you will mostly miss them, since the animations are so clunky that aiming is a total chore. It's much easier to die on them and run past them on i-frames after death, since the game provides infinite lifes anyway.
-Enemy turrets are ALWAYS placed in a spot that is either hardly reachable, or their shot pattern is annoying as fuck and often times unavoidable (1st level have a turret shooting the place you have to stand in to even be able to shoot it, and the turret shoots 2 lines of projectiles, standing and prone levels, making it unavoidable.)
-You can ONLY aim diagonally while running, making the point above even more of a bother. The only thing you can do while standing is go prone, look/aim up (which is useless since you will die if you ever stop) and go left/right.
-Many of the enemies are hidden behind textures, making the game even harder than it have any right to be. There is no difficulty selector, which would be useless anyway since the game have no fonts.
-This point is kinda unimportant, but who in their right mind would give a PORN GAME local 2p mode? xD
tl;dr don't bother with this game. It's bad on many, many levels, it's broken, and it's worth less than 4.2gb of your data cap. And it's unplayable.
porn elements- GOR (game over rape)
there is no font in the game, making it unplayable.
Changing key binds doesn't save them.
Design problems:
-Contra didn't survive because it was a NES game. NES games, especially platformers like Contra are nostalgic, but their design sucks ass. This game has a neat idea, but the execution is just horrendous.
-For starters, there's no reason to get weapon upgrades at all, since you die in one hit and this game have coded-in cheat just to allow you to play it, because the bullets are small and you won't see them. You will die, so don't bother with upgrades, they reset after death anyway.
-Animations for both jumping and projectile speed is way too slow.
-The game have no reason to be this big (4.2GB), probably uncompressed textures, but that's just my assumption
-The music is just appaling, it grinds on your nerves after the 5th death.
-Artstyle is okay i guess, but that's subjective. I didn't like it - too yankee
-as mentioned before, gameplay have no porn elements. There is a pickup, which clearly serves a role connected to porn, but picking it up does nothing
-All weapons beside shotgun are exact same, since it takes 1 shot to kill an enemy and the only thing they change is the projectile path. Clearly the dev didn't bother coding something in, because the sound effect for shooting is connected to the key press, but shots are not (sound effect plays as fast as you can press the button)
-Artstyle aside, the elements of the background blend-in together, bullets are small and mostly invisible in high-density maps (especially orange enemy bullets on brown dirt textures of the 1st level)
-2nd level has enemies on different height levels that you can only shoot if you're holding arrow down. That in turn means that you will mostly miss them, since the animations are so clunky that aiming is a total chore. It's much easier to die on them and run past them on i-frames after death, since the game provides infinite lifes anyway.
-Enemy turrets are ALWAYS placed in a spot that is either hardly reachable, or their shot pattern is annoying as fuck and often times unavoidable (1st level have a turret shooting the place you have to stand in to even be able to shoot it, and the turret shoots 2 lines of projectiles, standing and prone levels, making it unavoidable.)
-You can ONLY aim diagonally while running, making the point above even more of a bother. The only thing you can do while standing is go prone, look/aim up (which is useless since you will die if you ever stop) and go left/right.
-Many of the enemies are hidden behind textures, making the game even harder than it have any right to be. There is no difficulty selector, which would be useless anyway since the game have no fonts.
-This point is kinda unimportant, but who in their right mind would give a PORN GAME local 2p mode? xD
tl;dr don't bother with this game. It's bad on many, many levels, it's broken, and it's worth less than 4.2gb of your data cap. And it's unplayable.
- Jun 27, 2017
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Anyone who has the game displaying text correctly, can you offer anything in terms of what you may or may not be doing? Such as, I set my system locale to Japan as I do for most games, then switched it back to United States and still haven't gotten it to display any other way except the "0" error. It displayed incorrectly with both settings.
Otherwise, the game is functional for the most part. Controls are responsive enough, Spray is still the best way to trivialize the entire game, the animations and cutscenes are impressive at times however, they sometimes suffer from that weird cheap animation tactic you get from tweening a still image or cutting a still into various joints... Only problem I'm encountering is sometimes when I find myself in a menu I don't want to be in, not a single key command will return me to the game or the menu prior. That, and the "0" issue has me in a position where I don't know what's going on. Can't say I want to do much of anything else in the game except unlock all of the gallery.
Still beats 3DCG VN #4589773
Otherwise, the game is functional for the most part. Controls are responsive enough, Spray is still the best way to trivialize the entire game, the animations and cutscenes are impressive at times however, they sometimes suffer from that weird cheap animation tactic you get from tweening a still image or cutting a still into various joints... Only problem I'm encountering is sometimes when I find myself in a menu I don't want to be in, not a single key command will return me to the game or the menu prior. That, and the "0" issue has me in a position where I don't know what's going on. Can't say I want to do much of anything else in the game except unlock all of the gallery.
Still beats 3DCG VN #4589773
- Feb 16, 2018
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Have you test the game after close the steam client?
I buy the game, the text only display when I open the steam client. after close the steam. the text change to the "0" in the game.
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Wdym, yes theres one loss scene, teh rest is unlocked on finishing the levels, the rest you described is just contra issues.
- Dec 28, 2018
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For those who don't want to play because of the font error or the controls, just extract this to game folder, I haven't unlocked the whole gallery but I unlocked the story gallery. The animations aren't that good either.
there's one close up walking ass shot of the blonde and it's better than the entire gallery. I just want to know who animated that.
- Aug 19, 2017
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so the way i see this is that the dev put some sort of anti piracy by making all the words in the game unreadable for those who isn't using the steam client and that the game is 4GB is because of the HD scenes and some uncompressed file..
Like the art in preview pics and the listed fets but 'other' game engine with three 1-star reviews warning of it...
...would the images need to be ripped or are they just open to view in the files?
...would the images need to be ripped or are they just open to view in the files?
when you download a porn game, especially one that big and promising on first glance, you expect it to have porn, not a dark souls equivalent to Contra. The game's too bad to block off the main gimmick behind it's creation. I like working up to my porn, but not through tears and blood. Now, if the game had contact porn (as in, you run into enemy, you get porn, even if it kills you) it would at least motivate to push forward through bonemeal from grinded teeth and blisters, just to get to the enemies and unlock their content. I pointed lack of porn/GOR as a game design flaw, the rest of the list was about gameplay design. I also haven't pointed out many more design oversights, such as UI bugging out in certain situations. But overall, yes, the game's bad cos it's trying to imitate a bad game badly.
I don't remember Contra having turrets that made it ten times harder, or backgrounds that obstructed the bullet sprites so hard that you would die randomly
- Feb 16, 2018
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I cracked the game. now the text can be display without steam client,enjoy it
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And the default language is english, if you want to play other language version, you can use this
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https://f95zone.to/threads/witch-halloween-2019-10-31-towndarktales.40524/
I think I can crack it too,because they are the same developer and same engine
The game already cracked
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- Apr 17, 2018
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I appreciate the effort but... Couldn't You just put the cracked files there? I don't want to look ungrateful but some people just can't afford another download like this :/
- Feb 16, 2018
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I‘m sorry but the game need to unpack to let the crack work. so if I only put the cracked files, it dosen't work.