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Fine.
*Grabs Jinx, shoves the cat into Zeus's mouth, grabs Zeus and rushes out the fire* There. I saved Zeus and Zeus saved Jinx. Problem solved. Also, fuck that snowflake. Throw him in the fire.
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*Grabs Jinx, shoves the cat into Zeus's mouth, grabs Zeus and rushes out the fire* There. I saved Zeus and Zeus saved Jinx. Problem solved. Also, fuck that snowflake. Throw him in the fire.
People seem to have a problem to understand why Zeus and Jinx are there.
But i like your idea
But no, there will be no burning house, rescuing anybody.
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Here's an idea, since snowflakes are not good with heat why not we put the snowflakes to that fire so we would not need to choose between Zeus or Jinx and since snowflakes got melted away no one would demand same thing ever again.
I know you don't change your story on demand, so I humbly suggest a scene in Christmas special that show snowflakes on fire.
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Wait... NO! It's not necessary because any fool should know the cat will dominate the dog! Once this happens, everything else will fall in place. It's the natural order after all. Jus' Sayin'
The zoo is left alone for the specialI know you don't change your story on demand, so I humbly suggest a scene in Christmas special that show snowflakes on fire.
But there will be a new zoo
But snowflakes on fire... Damn, I need a Blender guru
I demand a special with a time jump in the future where Zeus and Jinx had alot of puppies and kittens , then make the zoo eat / claw the snowflakes alive!
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No, no, no... that's too fast... blame the fire on him... get a few corpses from the Indigents plots, spread them around the house, say it was a party, and get him framed for quadruple homicide, say he brought all the fire equipment to prove intent, so he gets murder one, 4 consecutive life sentences no parole... I'll even pay for the first year of lube (no I won't, I'll talk to the guys in the kitchen to hook him up with the lard bucket).
You guys are too fast... slow... despairing... painful... cold vengeance is what's what. Not this... burn him in the fire nonsense... a very hot fire burns pain receptors in 3 seconds. Pfffftttt...
Peace
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You lost me here. Let'em get it dry. No lube needed.
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No brother... he may bleed out... that would be too fast. Not only that the guy going in dry may hurt himself, we aren't about to hurt our allies. We want that smell of bacon permeating his cell, mixed in with the other resulting odors of that joyful act... and having him stew in it, years upon years, until he can no longer vomit because his esophagus is raw, until he can no longer eat because all the food will smell the same as his cell. Remember, slow, painful, LOOOONNNNG vengeance. Not fast. Never fast.
Pffft amateurs...
Peace
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You can't bleed out from that. Plus with lube, he'll only start enjoying it.No brother... he may bleed out... that would be too fast. Not only that the guy going in dry may hurt himself, we aren't about to hurt our allies. We want that smell of bacon permeating his cell, mixed in with the other resulting odors of that joyful act... and having him stew in it, years upon years, until he can no longer vomit because his esophagus is raw, until he can no longer eat because all the food will smell the same as his cell. Remember, slow, painful, LOOOONNNNG vengeance. Not fast. Never fast.
Pffft amateurs...
Peace
To distract you ...
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you are trying to summon the #1 simp Joshy92 with that teaser.
But I love it can't wait for this special even more
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I... I need to go do something... I'll be back after I deal with it...
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And they're all owned by Chop Chop.My favourite is the cloth shopping, always the same shop always the same clothes. That shop probably makes millions.
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... of Destiny!And they're all owned by Chop Chop.
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I know a guy that was with the Rangers, but as a logistics guy. He had most of the training, but wasn't really the sharp end of the spear. He's also disabled due to getting clipped in the knee during a firefight and is considered almost fully disabled, at least from a military perspective. If someone were able to get to him before he was aware they were there (he carries), they'd have a good chance of putting him on his ass and keeping him that way (regardless of his 6'2" stature - the extra 75 or so pounds don't help, though). He looks at least five years older than me, but is two months younger. Just because you served doesn't mean you stay as sharp and fit as when you were still in, and the trauma some of those guys suffer can put them in a place physically where they can't defend themselves nearly as well as they once did, and maybe not even as well as a fit civilian with a little bit of skill.
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If you don't hone your skills you lose them.