On a related note, I was reminded of an old anecdote that reflects a lot of things that happen on some routes in KG... It's just a joke, so no offense intended.
I've rearranged the characters a bit, and have one named "SSKane" and the other named "Alessa with a strapon".
SSKane: Alessa, what's a "nuance"?
Alessa: - Take your pants off, Kane, I'll show you.
Kane is a little perplexed but takes off his pants. Alessa walks up behind him, shoves her thick dildo in his ass and explains:
"Watch this, Kane. "You've got a dick in the ass, and I've got a dick in the ass...". But!
There's one
nuance!
I've had a joke on the tip of my tongue for a long time about the many situations when Kane is offered patronage. In fact, it suits many girls, Alessandra is not the favorite here. But I'm using her name to keep to the intended trend:
Kane: Alessandra, lend me a dollar?
Alessandra: OK. But money should make money, in a week you'll return 2 dollars to me
Kane: Hmmm. OK. Fair enough. Thank you, Alessandra.
(Kane takes the dollar from Alessandra and is about to leave)
Alessandra: Kane, wait! I was thinking, after all, we don't know each other very well. And who knows what can happen to you here in a week... In short, you should leave me something as collateral!
Kane: Well, yeah, that's reasonable. But what can I leave, I have nothing, only ... well, maybe ... my panties
Alessandra: fuck..... Okay, give me your panties and get lost.
(Kane takes off his panties, gives them to Alessandra and starts to leave naked)
Alessandra: Kane, wait! I was thinking, it will probably be hard for you to give me back 2 dollars at once in a week, won't it?
Kane: hmmm..... well, yeah, maybe. (((I'm on k 4, all we earn here is beatings and strap-ons in the ass)))
Alessandra: I'll help you. Let's have you give me 1 dollar NOW, and you'll give me the second dollar in a week. It will be easier for you.
Kane: hmmm...well, yeah, it will be easier to pay in installments. Thanks, Alessandra.
(Kane gives the dollar to Alessandra and while naked he returns to his cell he thinks: )
Kane's thoughts:
I didn't have a dollar - and I don't have it....
I had panties - and I don't have them....
and now I owe Alessandra 1 dollar....
AND FUCK! EVERYTHING IS CORRECT!!!