We ourselves take the role of "Haruto," an orphan, who is adopted by Naruto just because Hinata tells him to. While I sometimes roll my eyes at people complain about meek MCs with no spine, that is literally who we play as. It's the loser stereotype to a T. Turns out we are impotent and have no chakra. We get bullied, don't stick up for ourselves, and call our adoptive mother mommy. After our crush confesses that she likes our brother and not us, all hope is lost. Good thing a goddess swoops in, gives us a huge schlong, and gives us a way to become strong. Heard this before? I certainly have.