RPGM Completed Kunoichi Sakura ~San~ [Final] [Im seventeen forever]

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Monosomething said:
Heh... you know the game is bad when most of the preview pics show tentacles.
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A gay man could say "you know the game is bad when most of the preview pics show women" but I kinda doubt you would agree with that assessment. If anything the tentacles tend to be welcome because at least they're honest about rape and having magical aphrodisiac fluids explains why the heroine becomes addicted to their cum after sucking them off a couple times.
 
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For some reason I find the MTL in this one especially hilarious; it's like those ridiculous Yahoo! Answers questions.

"Are you bothered and killed if you sniff around?"
"Rather than just kill, our obedient pet... Should I do it?"

I'm dying.
 
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i don't know, there is an error at the loading of the game. the program don'tn load an image.
 
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mecha_froggy said:
On one hand, yes machine translations are the maximum suck.

On the other hand, the dialog in J-games is already pretty horrible to begin with. You could write it using nothing more than flash cards:
  • "Oh player-san, it's so big!"
  • "Oh player-san, it hurts but it also feels good!"
  • "Oh player-san, if you keep doing that I'll lose my mind!"
  • "Oh player-san's penis is inside me!"
  • "Oh player-san, it feels so strange, but good!"
  • "Random non-sense that you won't even read because you're just skipping to the next inevitable sex scene."
  • "It can't be helped." (To this day I have no fucking clue what that's supposed to mean, but J-games use it like it's a fucking punctuation mark)
  • "Oh player-san, do you think Slut #14 is prettier than me?"
  • "Oh my first kiss was with player-san!"
And then there's the characters. Get ready for more flash cards:
  • The main character, who is invariably "a perfectly normal high school student." Usually but not always an orphan. If not an orphan it's only so they can add incest.
  • The mother of the two daughters, who is invariably some Japanese parody of an American and thus has tits the size of small planets.
  • The older daughter who is invariably a cold-hearted bitch until you fuck her, then she becomes a princess.
  • The younger daughter who apparently lives off Red Bull and has the IQ of a helium balloon - and a voice to match.
  • The tomboy "childhood friend" (or cousin if incest is the theme)
  • If the theme is a work environment, which is always a cafe, then the girls will be utterly indistinguishable except for their hair colors.
  • If you have a job, your boss is invariably an overbearing MILF who goes from controlling to doormat the moment you fuck her.
  • If you're fucking your neighbor's wife, she's always this sweet naive thing who's never even thought of cheating until you came around. Sure, lady, I believe you.
  • Three or more simultaneously pregnant women who won't get the least bit jealous over each other because Mr.Boring here has a magic wand for a dick or something.
  • Your one male friend will somehow come across as being an even bigger sleeze-bucket than yourself, even though you're the one fucking half the neighborhood and he never gets laid at all.

So with all that in mind... honestly, you could leave 99% of J-games in the original Japanese and just hold down the CTRL button to race between sex scenes and not miss anything worthwhile. Just enjoy the porn and be happy with it.
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Nominated for post of the day... hilarious, depressingly accurate list. And a very fundamental but oft-disregarded observation about J games (even well translated, the scripts are garbage.)
 
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The Discples of the Defiled Waifu will not tolerate waifus that speak gibberish - for waifus they then are not.

Rule 1 of Translating H-games:
Speak/Read/Write both Origin and Target language fluently, flawlessly.
Never ever use Google Translate or anything similar.

Rule 2 of Translating H-games:
Do NOT use any memory hook crap or line-translators or anything like that.
Use ONLY the original creation tool (because that supports ressources, variables, bool switches, scripts)

If a "translator" breaks either or both rules, and generates what is commonly referred to as MTL, then that "translator" should be subjected to an exorcism.


slightly less dumb char name "Sakura" added below (seriously, translating a name?)
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3lfscout said:
The Discples of the Defiled Waifu will not tolerate waifus that speak gibberish - for waifus they then are not.

Rule 1 of Translating H-games:
Speak/Read/Write both Origin and Target language fluently, flawlessly.
Never ever use Google Translate or anything similar.

Rule 2 of Translating H-games:
Do NOT use any memory hook crap or line-translators or anything like that.
Use ONLY the original creation tool (because that supports ressources, variables, bool switches, scripts)

If a "translator" breaks either or both rules, and generates what is commonly referred to as MTL, then that "translator" should be subjected to an exorcism.


slightly less dumb char name "Sakura" added below (seriously, translating a name?)
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Why?
I mean if the translator is translating a game for FREE, does he/she still have to follow your rules also?
It's still better than nothing, it's free anyway...
Beggars cannot be choosers man...
 
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mecha_froggy said:
On one hand, yes machine translations are the maximum suck.

On the other hand, the dialog in J-games is already pretty horrible to begin with. You could write it using nothing more than flash cards:
  • "Oh player-san, it's so big!"
  • "Oh player-san, it hurts but it also feels good!"
  • "Oh player-san, if you keep doing that I'll lose my mind!"
  • "Oh player-san's penis is inside me!"
  • "Oh player-san, it feels so strange, but good!"
  • "Random non-sense that you won't even read because you're just skipping to the next inevitable sex scene."
  • "It can't be helped." (To this day I have no fucking clue what that's supposed to mean, but J-games use it like it's a fucking punctuation mark)
  • "Oh player-san, do you think Slut #14 is prettier than me?"
  • "Oh my first kiss was with player-san!"
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I love the effort of this post, but can you find me any games where the MC is actually named player-san?

checkmate
 
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archedio said:
Why?
I mean if the translator is translating a game for FREE, does he/she still have to follow your rules also?
It's still better than nothing, it's free anyway...
Beggars cannot be choosers man...
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If they translate the game, then they automatically follow the rules.

MTL is not a translation, it has the intention to prevent a translation from happening.

Plus it's an insult to the Code.

MTL is like removing the steering wheel or cutting the brakes before you pass on a freshly jacked car - it just doesn't work.

Of all the things I ☠'d I would never have forwarded sub-par quality.

No matter where or what, quality is important - in Reality (with touchable goods) your very ass depends on it most of the times.

It would be far better if they shared Originals (Japanese) instead of garbage Copies - then the player can at least learn Japanese and get 100% story.
 
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3lfscout said:
If they translate the game, then they automatically follow the rules.

MTL is not a translation, it has the intention to prevent a translation from happening.

Plus it's an insult to the Code.

MTL is like removing the steering wheel or cutting the brakes before you pass on a freshly jacked car - it just doesn't work.

Of all the things I ☠'d I would never have forwarded sub-par quality.

No matter where or what, quality is important - in Reality (with touchable goods) your very ass depends on it most of the times.

It would be far better if they shared Originals (Japanese) instead of garbage Copies - then the player can at least learn Japanese and get 100% story.
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At the moment, I'm translating a game called Forward Ho, it's almost completed (only the H-scenes are untranslated).
I'm using google translate, bing, and other web translator. I put a lot effort into editing each lines with my limited ability...

At least, my translation is much better compared to other unedited MTLs, it is really a hard work...

My English is not perfect as it's my 3rd language (Yes, I speak 3 language, so I'm not that stupid) and I have no knowledge of japanese language either...

Obviously, I did not follow your "so called rules". I did not even know it exist, until now...

I'm using this project to better my understanding of english language and RPGMaker engine.
No individual starts with perfect skills, they have to learn first.

And indeed, quality is important, ONLY if you pay for it
 
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mecha_froggy said:
Search Tags: Pregnancy + Female Protagonist
F95: 2,000,000 results

Search Tags: Pregnancy + Male Protagonist
F95: 2 results

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Pregnancy aside. Completed + 2d + rpgm + female protagonist: heavily outnumber the male counterpart.
 
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archedio said:
And indeed, quality is important, ONLY if you pay for it
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So you NEVER look at the Expiry date / Ingredients (allergy-related) when you lift culinary goods?
(in direct comparison that's both morally more OK and far more legal than h-games btw: you can plead hunger, survival)


sonhot said:
Pregnancy aside. Completed + 2d + rpgm + female protagonist: heavily outnumber the male counterpart.
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Good.

Female protagonist = Player's property, subjected to the sickest ideas the Player gets, like a massive minotaur

Male protagonist= Player's rival/enemy, the bastard that dares touch the chick/s he got NO rights to
(unless it's male NTR - torturing such a loser is always fun)
 
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3lfscout said:
Good.

Female protagonist = Player's property, subjected to the sickest ideas the Player gets, like a massive minotaur

Male protagonist= Player's rival/enemy, the bastard that dares touch the chick/s he got NO rights to
(unless it's male NTR - torturing such a loser is always fun)
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Good for you perhaps. I consider the protagonist to be my 2d avatar and i want him to go around fucking housewife milfs while still remain the good guy meaning no blackmail, rape or the likes and absolutely no group sex since i ain't sharing my woman anytime soon 2d or not. Sadly most of those are visual novels. Male protagonists in 2d rpgm got cucked most of the time.
 
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