Is anyone capable of fully making out of what the mall announcement said? I was playing the file in the background while doing other stuff, then I thought I heard the name Pareidolia.
What I can make out of (any underscore part or question are things I am uncertain or simply unable to make sense of):
Attention children, there is no exit. We’re sorry, please remain here forever. There is no reason to leave in the first place.
Himawari Co. is pleased to present its brand-new product this weekend in the east wing. Regain your memory with ____ flash/flesh(?), all it takes to move forward is to visit the nearest ____. Return and exchanges are unavailable.
If you’re lost, please find the nearest door entry/Doherty(?) but be careful not to touch it with your bare skin, doing so may result in loss in consciousness, nausea, or worse.
(02:10) The great Pareidolia welcomes all visitors regardless of race, ethnicity, or sexual orientation. Join us ___________.
A happy face makes a happy place, please remember to smile.
I can't make 100% hearing sense of some prepositions so some of them I just put things that look grammatically sensible.
And TBH, this probably is actually auditory pareidolia happening if I think there needs to be something worthy of a clue in here LOL.