However, your story does remind me of a friend I had in my younger days, and they were funny cause they used to have lots of sayings they lived by (almost all of them were bullshit obviously). The one that comes to mind was "look, if you're ever offered a threesome you have to say yes, or you'll be punished for it. do you have any idea of the amount of effort the universe had to put this together for you?" - Akira, for one, seems to follow this creed to the letter (for most things tbh).
Basically, the universe will punish you Philo. There was a lot of work involved in putting that korean girl there.