Riolol

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I hate to double post but somebody is going to need to explain what the fuck just happened. Specifically at the end of the update.
 
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Moonflare

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A few things about the update, so, first of all:
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Now onto actual relevant things:

So, basically, replay the entire game. We've gained enough knowledge to understand A LOT OF STUFF again. What follows are minor points on most of the events that maybe people missed on, so I thought to share.
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Sensei quest has a lot of stuff around it as well, but most importantly, I think what really messed me was the Sekai stuff. Obviously it doesn't excuse the things she did. But man, I felt so much for her character.
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Well, there is a lot that is unclear about Sekai and why she remained there for so many years if this was the situation. But yeah, I think this update was really special to me because I see her character in a much much more complex light.
 
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Ну удачи в моддинге тогда, Я сам баннерлорд играл когда она вышла только(ебать она сырои была на релизе, edit: что вызывает вопрос чем разработчики все это время занимались кстати, не знаю как ща, но на момент релиза баннерлорд будто из 2012-ых пришел ощушение было), но как по мне даже не варбанд, а "огнем и мечом" лучшии mount and blade, какои же у него охуенный рисунок с этим гусаром, так и осталась в сердце благодаря этому. Как раз чисто ради ностальгии вернусь в него при возможности, раз напоминание удачное
Сейчас ее знатно улучшили, на момент выхода она и правда была пиздец, ибо даже просто поиграть было сложно, но все же сейчас он рил получше играет, но как по мне, она все равно в плане геймплея и прочего играет гораздо лучше первой части. Но над ещё работать и работать, что разрабы и делают, уже версия 1.2.11 есть
 
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I don't see how you complete the "fights" without URM. I don't even know how you "grind" without URM.
This is the danger with epistemic learned helplessness
It's a simple RPG. Dragon Quest but with Sensei, you know? It's in the title. Except we are blessed by GOD to be able to grind quickly and easily with the power of control. It takes mere minutes and minimal experimentation to get all the funds you need. This is a funny one - imagine DQ being critically lambasted due to grinding. You even get as many metal slimes as you want here! As for the fights, just save after each attack and load. You can't do that in real life you know. You have all the advantages and it still seems impossible?
Here, the advice is this: FACE YOUR FEARS! LEARN! SURVIVE! GROW! Like a tree. It seems impossible, right? But it's actually rather easy. If you just do it, you'll be a big strong tree with long healthy roots in no time. You'll be so strong. Because the fears were always just in your head, like a big all-consuming orb. I mean, how the damn else are you going to level up if you don't fight and win? If SENSEI QUEST is your limit... well, it isn't. SO GROW!
 
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This is the danger with epistemic learned helplessness
It's a simple RPG. Dragon Quest but with Sensei, you know? It's in the title. Except we are blessed by GOD to be able to grind quickly and easily with the power of control. It takes mere minutes and minimal experimentation to get all the funds you need. This is a funny one - imagine DQ being critically lambasted due to grinding. You even get as many metal slimes as you want here! As for the fights, just save after each attack and load. You can't do that in real life you know. You have all the advantages and it still seems impossible?
Here, the advice is this: FACE YOUR FEARS! LEARN! SURVIVE! GROW! Like a tree. It seems impossible, right? But it's actually rather easy. If you just do it, you'll be a big strong tree with long healthy roots in no time. You'll be so strong. Because the fears were always just in your head, like a big all-consuming orb. I mean, how the damn else are you going to level up if you don't fight and win? If SENSEI QUEST is your limit... well, it isn't. SO GROW!
Schizo posting. Schizo posting never changes
 
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ElaineZol

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Holy fucking shit my dudes, this was one banger of an update. Good thing I just started another play-through of BG3 with the new patch to keep me entertained until the next update drops.

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Please feel free to correct me or share your insight, I am far less smart than many of the Lore-Overlords in this forum. Also as a final note, it's kind of funny how cute Moyo can be considering how she looks, I can see now why Bingoogus's almonds react to her. And yes, that was kind of a weird thing to type down just as much as the fact that it came to my mind in the first place.
 

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This is the danger with epistemic learned helplessness
It's a simple RPG. Dragon Quest but with Sensei, you know? It's in the title. Except we are blessed by GOD to be able to grind quickly and easily with the power of control. It takes mere minutes and minimal experimentation to get all the funds you need. This is a funny one - imagine DQ being critically lambasted due to grinding. You even get as many metal slimes as you want here! As for the fights, just save after each attack and load. You can't do that in real life you know. You have all the advantages and it still seems impossible?
Here, the advice is this: FACE YOUR FEARS! LEARN! SURVIVE! GROW! Like a tree. It seems impossible, right? But it's actually rather easy. If you just do it, you'll be a big strong tree with long healthy roots in no time. You'll be so strong. Because the fears were always just in your head, like a big all-consuming orb. I mean, how the damn else are you going to level up if you don't fight and win? If SENSEI QUEST is your limit... well, it isn't. SO GROW!
Very easy? You just go from the top option by option.
You are both making out that shit was less convoluted than you think, no one is bitching about the field of despair fights, it's the orb fights that are ridiculous, shit like your first move has to be sanitize, then guard, then tackle, then massage oil, then fireball, then bubble beam, then fertilize... there's no intelligence to it, playing it 'legit' is just smacking your head on the keyboard until you get the right combination purely by chance and the final boss is even worse as it gives you no fucking feedback if anything worked until the end. This shit was dumb, you can try and act elitist if you want, you can claim e-penis elongation points for doing it without the mod, but you won't get any recognition for doing so from me, as far as i'm concerned you're just an idiot if you do this dumb af shit without the mod.
 

vehemental

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This is the danger with epistemic learned helplessness
It's a simple RPG. Dragon Quest but with Sensei, you know? It's in the title. Except we are blessed by GOD to be able to grind quickly and easily with the power of control. It takes mere minutes and minimal experimentation to get all the funds you need. This is a funny one - imagine DQ being critically lambasted due to grinding. You even get as many metal slimes as you want here! As for the fights, just save after each attack and load. You can't do that in real life you know. You have all the advantages and it still seems impossible?
Here, the advice is this: FACE YOUR FEARS! LEARN! SURVIVE! GROW! Like a tree. It seems impossible, right? But it's actually rather easy. If you just do it, you'll be a big strong tree with long healthy roots in no time. You'll be so strong. Because the fears were always just in your head, like a big all-consuming orb. I mean, how the damn else are you going to level up if you don't fight and win? If SENSEI QUEST is your limit... well, it isn't. SO GROW!
Because you used the phrase "epistemic learned helplessness" I'm going to boldly assume you might be able to understand some basic probabilities:

The odds of making a single correct choice are 1/11 or 9%, but needing to get four 1/11 chance choices correct, in the correct order and given those choices might repeat, your odds of clearing a single encounter through random choices are 0.007% or about 15,000:1. I'm not going to do the math for the 6 and 11 choice encounters, but it's ugly. I can't even find an odds converter that goes that low.

Sure, it's not random - the game gives you feedback about what works... until it doesn't.

My point is, other games don't get "critically lambasted due to grinding" because they don't work on math like this, period. Judging by Dragon Quest's wiki, it looks like it has multiple classes for the player to pick, so there are already multiple ways to clear encounters. I'm embarrassed I even have to point that out. Terrible analogy.

Sensei Quest isn't serious, it's a cobbled-together, surreal meta-game joke pushed to the extreme for shock value that ups the ante from other resets that did similar. Lighten up, don't preach about telling ppl to harden the fuck up when any idiot with a notepad can do this "mini"game given enough time.

Not every repetitive task you have the opportunity of wasting a ton of time on is an opportunity to build character, it's usually just an opportunity to waste a ton of time. SO GROW! indeed... out of your boomer phase, please.
 

sirpoff

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If it hasn't been posted yet, here how to beat the bosses.

Net:
guard
oil
fireball
tackle(sword)

Maggot:
venom
salt
bubble
guard(shield)

Karate Person:
banana
guard(boots)
sanitize
tackle(sword)

Red Twins:
oil
fertilize
guard(bucket)
sanitize

Fred:
tackle
oil
fireball
guard
venom
sanitize
guard
bananas
fireball
guard
tackle

Final Boss:
venom
bubble
banana
guard
fireball
fertilize
 
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