You ask too much. It is not so important thing in game. People like you will always find what to complain about.Damn, this gorgeous game is ruined by the absolutely atrocious dialogue. If you're going to try to pull off bro humor, get a native English speaker to proofread/edit your text. The jokes are horrible. It's like this was written by a 12 year old.
Edit: I take it back, it's not like this was written by a 12 year old, this was literally written by a 12 year old. Totally juvenile and nonsensical. A crying shame, such wasted potential. The visuals are stunning.