We clarified every planned tags and existential questions, so here is a useless poll : Who are you ?

  • I am a stand-up comedian

    Votes: 561 2.8%
  • I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker

    Votes: 6,193 31.3%
  • I am a fly in a sweater

    Votes: 638 3.2%
  • I sexually identify as an attack helicopter

    Votes: 4,824 24.4%
  • I'm a three-time world champion beer drinker located in the Zimbabwe

    Votes: 905 4.6%
  • I am a book store owner living in the New Jersey

    Votes: 536 2.7%
  • I am a slave ready to serve our Lord Vinkawa to have more anal scenes in the game

    Votes: 1,359 6.9%
  • I am definitely not Ulysses S. Grant

    Votes: 2,751 13.9%
  • I am Sofa King We Todd Did

    Votes: 1,262 6.4%
  • I am a turkey pastrami

    Votes: 745 3.8%

  • Total voters
    19,774
4.10 star(s) 35 Votes