- Jan 9, 2020
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I haven't laughed so hard since..... well ...... ok, WELL SAID! (and ty)Uh uh we definately need some of those. Lots of those. And sierrabot's fan arts. Lot's of them.
Oh humble chairs of the world. I apologize for comparing you to absolute idiots with the IQ of a toast.....
Oh humble toasts of the world. I apologize for comparing you to the absolute idiots with the IQ of a potato.......
Oh humble potatoes of the world. I apologize for comparing you to the absolute idiots with the IQ of a bacteria......
Ah ffs. I am sorry ok. I will stop comparing absolute idiots with any day things lying around. But sweet jesus some people are freaking dumb.
This is what i always think when someone complains about how the girls look. Cause fucking hell get out of your rooms for once. Real women do not look like supermodels. And even supermodels do not look like that. It is all Photoshop and Instagram Filters etc. This artifical perception of women is getting on my nerves.
"Uh why women ugly. Why women not look like supermodel and want my dick? And why women IRL not talking with me or having sex with me. Why i always must use own hand. Me got tiny brain. Me stupid. But me feel good when complaining about free shit on internet. Me want free hooker. Why no free hookers? Me horny. Me dumb. Me want kids. Me reproducing with a horse to make centaur. Me strong. Horse strong. Me will have amazing centaur. Why police here? Why me arrest for sleeping with animal? Why me in court? Why me in mental hospital. Me not crazy. Dude who think he is napoleon is crazy. Me not crazy. Oh chess figures. Yummy. Me always eat when hungry. Crunchy but good. Not so good when coming out but still tasty for now.
Me make new friend. Is called. Book. Strange things inside. Called letters. Me learning to read now. Book funny. Me learning to read going well. Me already can read title of book."
Don't get mad at me pls for using the "Me" as an insult. You just gave me the idea. So kudos to you ^^
Book title: "Why you should not reproduce to produce more idiots like yourself."
Me liking book very much. Making good arguments. I think me idiot. But not sure. Me will read more and let ppl know in future. Me found out that me not very smart. Me tiny penis as well. But not to worry. Me now have girlfriend. Her name Boris. Me like her very much. Not so much her beard. But me not picky. Me will write diary now. Will share with Boris. Me happy. Me think life is good.
I wish the generations of today could wake up and not live in this artifical perception of everyone and everything being perfect looking. Once you get real love or a real relationship you see alot of imperfections and those imperfections is what makes a person unique. Or Perfect for someone. Real feelings, Real Emotions, Real moments. Thats exactly what this game is offering. If you look for a fast fap go and watch some porn. This game aint for you. If you want some real shit and some reality this is the game you are looking for.
PS: Sorry for my rant but the dude that got deleted got my blood not only pumping but i was already on the verge of going verbally ballistic .