- Nov 17, 2020
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Oh, I enjoy breasts and the female buttocks also, just not as much as the sweet tunnels of my lust. I really wish I had their parts, so I could entertain myself so much more(even without the advantages of my current organ, like directional urination and lack of monthly visitor). The fact that I surmise I would be happier, if I was born with a vagina, is what leads me to the whole "lesbian trapped in a man's body" belief. Not that I am unhappy, I have had a decent life, in comparison to so many.You sir are not a lesbian trapped in a man's body. You Sir are a connaisseur of pussy. With an established taste for the finer things in life.
Like fine wine needs an experienced tounge to be appreciated you have the fine tounge for a womens body. If you would be a lesbian (some friends of mine are) you would also like breasts would dress a certain way and most importantly would hit on every female you lay sight on that looks halfway decent.
However i can give you the advice of getting a lesbian wingman..women whatever you call the female version of that. Not only do they provide a marvelous insight to the female mind. They have hook up lines you wouldn't dare say to a women of interest.
Also i don't know a single man who thinks his dick isn't disgusting. If we would fancy dicks we would be gay. Not that theres an issue with that. But men in general don't really like their dick.
I mean think of the fella for a moment.
He constantly is a dick to others.
His family is nuts.
His neighbour is an asshole.
His best friend is a pussy
His owner constantly beats him.
His tears are slimy and sticky.
And sometimes he lands in the shit......
Sad little fella.
I am also into watersports, IRL, although it is hard to find a willing female partner for that in the middle of the bible belt. I love it because it is something that passes through, even if ever so briefly, that wonderful orifice. Also, urine is sterile unless she has a UTI.
I have a couple of lesbian friends, I have fully admitted to them my jealousy of their sex life. Neither of them are what most straight men would consider hot but if they would let me, I would bury my face in between their legs for hours on end(one of them says she still has the 80's bush, mmm, musky pelt). Of course, I am never going to tell them that, as I do not want to lose their friendship. I have told them they are sexy bitches but that is as far as I will go, so as not to make them uncomfortable around me.