Jamdan there's just poking a bit of fun I think.(...)
Not sure what you mean by that. The progress image is readily available.
Dave's back with an opinion? Most of them seem to be about how all opinions are equally valid and should be expressed at all time, and I totally get that position since he's always had sooo many of them but no-one wants to pay them much attention for some reason. I otoh just express my God-given understanding of equal rights and logical thinking to utilize the ignore button on this particular one.Equal Rights? I thought F95 was a private company, not an elected government.
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That reminds me, I wrote a very short story a little while back for my own amusement. Not in response to that particular user btw, he's been off my radar for a long time now. Anyways, I thought I'd share it, since otherwise it'd go to waste:
My opinion chair.
I have this thing I like to call my "opinion" chair. It's really nice, quite expensive too, made of white porcelain. I had it installed in my bathroom so as to have a place where I can have a little bit of peace and quiet for when I make my opinions. Every day, I go there and I sit, and I work on my opinions for a bit. You can tell it's hard work, because I go real quiet, and my face screws up, like I'm concentrating real hard and stuff. And then I form my opinions.
When they're done, I take out my phone and I photograph what I created, and I put that up on every social medium and every discussion board and forum that I can. Usually, it's under an alter or throwaway account these days because there's always oppressive asshats that want to suppress my opinions because they're smallminded and petty, and my dimwitted family long since blocked me on all media, but I don't let that stop me, and you shouldn't either.
Never mind that everyone says it's just shit, deep in your heart you know what you're spreading is pure gold, so put your face real close to the seat there and take a deep whiff of that heady aroma, and smile at your accomplishments.