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Miðgarðsormr

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Miðgarðsormr

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Err, make sure you get the right bear, and not some hopeful fellow F95zoner lurking in those woods dressed in a bear suit. (Those suits are damned expensive BTW)
Now i'm not sure anymore if it was a bear or you in a suit. The only solution to this problem is to shoot everything with a hairy chest.............. No that would include myself. We need to find a better solution. If it shits in the woods we shoot it........... that would also include me......

Don't judge me. Camping is awesome. Ok i have the perfect plan now. If it walks like a bear, smells like a bear, talks like a bear we shoot it.
That should exclude 85% of this thread. To the other 25% i have to ask wtf you doing in a bear costume in the middle of nowhere near good looking women? Trying to lick them or wha.......

You bastard. Thats GENIUS! Where do i order one? And how does the call of nature work? Do i get a zipper there? Or go ace ventura style and just try to squeeze it all through a tiny hole?
 
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Miðgarðsormr

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The bear is actually just a smaller bear in a bigger bear suit.

If you shoot it, the odds that you actually hit the right bear is slim to none. Then as you are celebrating, the smaller bear will get out of the bigger bear suit and eat you.
You know way to much about all of that by simply observing stuff........

I heard it was only Russian bear doing this.
Ok i'm out. Russian bears ain't to be fucked with.
 
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