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Yes. But there is a catch. She has 4 special bonus tasks or free tickets for me as well that slowly but steady cost me my soul....Man you got 4?
1. Honey i was thinking... (DEAR GOD SHE WANTS SOMETHING THAT EITHER COSTS ALOT OF MONEY OR MY HEALTH! OR WORSE.... BOTH!!!! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!)
2. My Mother comes over (aight! Get the shotgun)
3. If you love me you will join me on this "insert fucked up activity that serves no purpose and costs alot of money and takes all saturday/sunday to either prepare or do here" (Dear god OPERA? WHYYYYYYYY?????)
4. We are going to church this sunday. (Which means i have to dress up to impress people i do not like, for reasons that i do not know, in order to listen to a dude i can't understand in the middle of Hungary that speaks hungarian and not falling asleep while doing so and pretending this is absolutely awesome)
I srsly should get more than 4. I think i got cheated on this deal
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You can deliver a fatal blow with "Honey, we need to talk" tho, you could cause her a trauma, so better not.Yes. But there is a catch. She has 4 special bonus tasks or free tickets for me as well that slowly but steady cost me my soul....
1. Honey i was thinking... (DEAR GOD SHE WANTS SOMETHING THAT EITHER COSTS ALOT OF MONEY OR MY HEALTH! OR WORSE.... BOTH!!!! RUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!)
2. My Mother comes over (aight! Get the shotgun)
3. If you love me you will join me on this "insert fucked up activity that serves no purpose and costs alot of money and takes all saturday/sunday to either prepare or do here" (Dear god OPERA? WHYYYYYYYY?????)
4. We are going to church this sunday. (Which means i have to dress up to impress people i do not like, for reasons that i do not know, in order to listen to a dude i can't understand in the middle of Hungary that speaks hungarian and not falling asleep while doing so and pretending this is absolutely awesome)
I srsly should get more than 4. I think i got cheated on this deal
You go to church? And well dressed? You the MVP dud
- Oct 1, 2017
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If i go "honey we need to talk" even as a joke this could end with her taking her shoes off... in which case someone is going to get hurt. And that someone would be me...... My way is to adress the finances without mentioning her spending habits which always leads to her getting into panic mode and changing the subject to something that benefits me.
I may not be the smartest dude around but i know how i can turn the tables pretty quickly
Looking like a penguin while going into a orthodox hungarian church is not really my definition of MVP.... but thank you.
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You made me realise I am lucky I married an atheistIf i go "honey we need to talk" even as a joke this could end with her taking her shoes off... in which case someone is going to get hurt. And that someone would be me...... My way is to adress the finances without mentioning her spending habits which always leads to her getting into panic mode and changing the subject to something that benefits me.
I may not be the smartest dude around but i know how i can turn the tables pretty quickly
Looking like a penguin while going into a orthodox hungarian church is not really my definition of MVP.... but thank you.
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I wonder if we can get closer to Denise's cute butt in this update.
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It has it's own gravity, so yes. Much closer.
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Everything has its own gravity. That's how gravity works. That's how trebuchets work. That's how BEARS work. There's a bear behind you RIGHT NOW!It has it's own gravity, so yes. Much closer.
- Feb 22, 2018
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Yes, but it is still a catapult. Trebuchets are GREAT catapults. The best. They outrange everything excepting bombard cannons.
- Feb 22, 2018
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I just want to impregnate Macy and see what happens. Well, I want to impregnate every girl. I want to get the pregnant one double pregnant. Will society accept us? Don't care.
- Oct 1, 2017
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So that is how twins are made.....
- Feb 22, 2018
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Superfetation. I was just making a joke, though. I just really want to fuck the pregnant one a lot. Pregnant girls are hot. I hope all of the girls can be pregnant by the end.
Hey, NaughtyRoad is with us! Let's talk about catapults.
- Feb 22, 2018
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Really. Let's talk about pregnancy. I want to get Macy pregnant at some point.
Please and thank you.
Please and thank you.
Well, I've always said I intended to have pregnancies as an option at some point. But as I said at those times too, it can only be close to the end of the game, due to the fact that it's a very, very involved option to have (basically, having an optional pregnancy means having to create (not just render, but pose, have outfits for, etc.) every images where that character is involved. Basically, it comes down to double development time for that character. Just one of those things, really.
- Feb 22, 2018
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If it's just an ending AFTER all of this stuff goes down. Macy is pregnant and holding her belly in an epilogue.
Oh, hey, it's the dev. Your game is great. Please do everything I say. Trebuchets, man. The game needs trebs.
- Oct 1, 2017
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When the game comes to and end we hopefully get a last screen in which we toss the bear who licked macy in the woods over a wall and call it fan service, anti troll measure and a glorious day all at once.
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The dudes here are more defensive then the dev... You can ignore them really.