Miðgarðsormr
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Their standards: Blonde, dumb, big tits, good in bed, to dumb to work, looks like a barbie doll, agrees to everything they say.Just a guess but I assume the virtual girls in these games are as close to a real girlfriend that they will ever have so they set their 'standards' high.![]()
My standards: reads, cooks, works out, has her own income, farts in my face to establish dominance, pretends to love me so i can pretend i like her, splits bills, long hair, wishes death upon me once a month, can beat me in chess, great in bed, likes to have movie nights on the couch (preferably with me instead of the cat), cuddling and doesn't know what "Dirty Dancing" is or how to get this horror story.
Not an expert but i claim my standards are way higher
Those are the same people who go into other threads and demand bigger or smaller boobs. Blue or green eyes. Change hair colours. Relationships etc. Heck i even found a thread in which one guy demanded some futa stuff because the game was straight sex only and his claim was that the dev was transphobic for not giving said kink to him until the banhammer hit him pretty hard.Well, let's be honest here, there's probably a good deal inspired by fine ole fashioned racism and/or anti-Semitism, based on whatever they project on the girls. We've had guys go off on gypsies, comparisons to monkeys, some good-ole-fashioned pre-abolition phrenology, and when people go off about the noses that's also a pretty good indication what group of people they're hinting at. That one guy tearing into me for not making them look like "normal" girls with blue eyes and blond hair was also hilariously oblivious.
It's two different guys in the wallpaper in this post, but I think most of the "goblin" trolls tend to be a combo of Wanktron2000 and Ssslime. <https://f95zone.to/threads/light-of-my-life-ch-5-v0-6-1-naughty-road.29628/post-5408442>
If all girls would look the same or as they consider "normal" life would be 0 fun. The charm is that different also means unique and you can't beat that in any way shape or form. This makes this game unique, the characters unique and the story unique.
But they are awesome for a good laught. Cause let's be honest. Some of them sound like the dumb folks from the darwin award list.