Miðgarðsormr
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I need to change some words when i make
In this particular case the following sentences seem acceptable.
"Excuse me, my viscera had an appointment with my orifice"
"Clearly something has been wrong with the odovre"
"I seem to have a problem with my orifice manager. If you excuse me someone needs to be fired"
"The fact that this food is not accepted by my intestines tells you all you need to know about the cook's skills"
"Clearly the oysters where anything but fresh"
"You have to understand that this particular noise is a sign of a normal and healthy digestion" (to which someone in the group replied "Yet the smell calls for an appointment with a Gastroenterologist")
But my all time favorite was by a publisher i met in the 90s on a big event in vienna's high society event called the "Opernball" where he farted loudly in a room with 20 people and literally said "Dear god.... it smells like grandma" that dude almost killed me right there in front of people i couldn't be seen laughing at something like that.
On high society terms i can tell some funny excuses i heard over the years.I thought it was the high society term for passing gas and pronounced /far-te/
"Oh excuse me gentle sirs, I seem to have made a little forte."![]()
In this particular case the following sentences seem acceptable.
"Excuse me, my viscera had an appointment with my orifice"
"Clearly something has been wrong with the odovre"
"I seem to have a problem with my orifice manager. If you excuse me someone needs to be fired"
"The fact that this food is not accepted by my intestines tells you all you need to know about the cook's skills"
"Clearly the oysters where anything but fresh"
"You have to understand that this particular noise is a sign of a normal and healthy digestion" (to which someone in the group replied "Yet the smell calls for an appointment with a Gastroenterologist")
But my all time favorite was by a publisher i met in the 90s on a big event in vienna's high society event called the "Opernball" where he farted loudly in a room with 20 people and literally said "Dear god.... it smells like grandma" that dude almost killed me right there in front of people i couldn't be seen laughing at something like that.