I never thought this game would need a waklthrough for one update.
LPT: If you're trash at English and your patrons are primarily English speaking, don't try to create puzzles.
Seriously, I have all the respect in the world for people trying to learn English, but this is not the way to go about it. Especially if you previously filled the game with 100s of lines of useless "random character" interactions. All you do is create frustration in the people who you fail to reach.
edit: Oh christ, we've gone full retard. This isn't a maze, this is just a "fuck you" to the patron.