It is I
,your long lost son
would you pls send money to this Indian account(I will dm you the details),so that i may return home
,an air ticket from here to there costs around 300million bitcoins and can only be purchased locally,I know the price seems a
little high,due to inflation caused by the on-going Philippines-Kuwait conflict
.
Thanks Dad
Sadly, My father, a deposed Scottish-Nigerian prince, stipulated that I had to spend all the money on only myself within a specific timeframe with conditions...
(what was that film again... Brewster's Millions?)
anyway, slowly coming down from the high of seeing the final number, and reality has set back in.
We are going to be busy, as theres a lot of things that need to be done (fixing up the house, re-decorating, buying things that have always been pushed back as "would be nice to have" and outright replacing things)
God, we started this year with barely £300 in the bank between us... our luck has taken a major U-turn (one that was badly needed)
anyway, be assured that our change in fortune won't change that I will be working on the translation (although I do admit it's taken a bit of a backseat due to dealing with all this), it may just take a bit of time while I get everything sorted.