VN Ren'Py Long Road Home [v10 Part 4 Beta Update 1] [OBDGames]

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e6mill

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HornyyPussy said:
They thought it would be hilarious seeing my discomfort so I looked all I could :)
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I took my lady to the local titty bar and the staff all knew her. Turned out she was on the pool league team for the dive at which she'd tended bar for years. Knew every bar in town with a pool table. Talk about friends in low places. :)
 
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Dark Silence said:
Some of the girls that were at the Fresno location.(Now permanently closed) Their food went to shit years ago anyway.
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TigerWolfe said:
I don't think I've ever met a stripper I actually thought was hot in real life.
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I was at a strip bar 2 nights ago, all the girls wandering around looking for $40 lap dances for one song were top notch, the girl on stage was flabby & boring... Paid $7.00 cover charge $7.50 for a shit beer, these people are seriously stuck in the 80's...
 
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Im not one for dancers/hookers but ive been to plenty of bars, most of the new girls look alright however once you can see a bit of age in their faces, you better run. Mate of mine got a girl he took to a bedroom, said she looked fine at first, he told me that when she got to the bathroom to take a shower, she took out her titty pads, her ass fell out of the pants and she even removed her wig.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.
 
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cast188x said:
Im not one for dancers/hookers but ive been to plenty of bars, most of the new girls look alright however once you can see a bit of age in their faces, you better run. Mate of mine got a girl he took to a bedroom, said she looked fine at first, he told me that when she got to the bathroom to take a shower, she took out her titty pads, her ass fell out of the pants and she even removed her wig.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.
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there's joke about that too: after woman puts wig etc in drawer and goes to bed and asks guy to join her guy asks drawer or bed.
 
c3p0

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Most likely already know that:
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.
 
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c3p0 said:
Most likely already know that:
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.
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and on 1 joke genie turns man to a tampon after he wants to get between pretty woman's legs.

lesson learned think carefully what you wish.
 
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