Damn, I have a degree in naked underwater basket weaving... Does that mean there are no jobs out there for me after I spent so much to get a college education???
Truth be told, joined army at 17 cause I was bored and gonna fail high school, recruiters showed up at my school with 1960's jeeps with 30 cal machine guns mounted and we ripped up the football field! Went full Armor [tank jockey! hey why walk when you can drive!!!] Left the military in shame at Sargent after a green officer kept smacking me in the head with a map that he couldn't read and as I was a trained crew commander [the asshole in the cupola (top hatch) that dies first from sniper fire but runs the show...] and told him that if he hit me again I would shove the map up his ass!!! Yeah, insubordination & conduct unbecoming, I chose to leave rather than re-enlist and left with an honorable discharge... That was in the late 70's, bought a 1970 Triumph shortly after and grew my hair, switched to Harleys in the 80's, greybeard now, veteran & still putt'n... Although it's been quite a few years since firing an smg, I'm sure I could manage, still a marksman with a 9mm though...