Old Grumpy Wolf

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Seems like the primary requisite for the job is willingness to be naked in front of people, and if a lady is willing to do that, that's pretty much the end of the requirements check.
Pretty much. If you've been to Thailand, it's pretty damn clear that even age isn't a barrier. There's even some scummy bar/gogo club owners who require them to pass a qualification check also. If they willingly go through the check, they're hired.
 

TigerWolfe

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Old joke about the Hooters job application: they hand her a DD cup bra and say "fill this out...."
Iirc it's actually the shorts, which never made any sense to me. They only have like 3 sizes of shorts and to be hired you had to fit.

I've also never seen a hooters girl irl that was worthy of the name, at least as far as what it implies.
 
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Iirc it's actually the shorts, which never made any sense to me. They only have like 3 sizes of shorts and to be hired you had to fit.

I've also never seen a hooters girl irl that was worthy of the name, at least as far as what it implies.
Sorry to hear that. Back when Tempe was still a party college town the Hooters on Mill Avenue near the ASU campus was the best one to go to. All them of were very qualified.
 

Old Grumpy Wolf

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They thought it would be hilarious seeing my discomfort so I looked all I could :)
Better than what I did the first time I went to a titty bar. I had just turned 18(Fake ID), 6 shots and 3 beers in and I decided it would be an awesome idea if I got up on a table, strip and do the helicopter. The girls loved it, Security didn't. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

e6mill

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They thought it would be hilarious seeing my discomfort so I looked all I could :)
I took my lady to the local titty bar and the staff all knew her. Turned out she was on the pool league team for the dive at which she'd tended bar for years. Knew every bar in town with a pool table. Talk about friends in low places. :)
 
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